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11 years ago @ The Toast - Dogs in Classic Kids�... · 0 replies · +29 points

(Baxter is from Anchor Man, not Dodgeball)

11 years ago @ The Toast - It Is One Thing To Dat... · 3 replies · +40 points

With such an unremarkable wedding, I'm sure her secret will totally stay secret until she moves to New Jersey. Sidenote - WTF, New Jersey? Legal incest?

11 years ago @ The Toast - Things For Which You C... · 1 reply · +4 points

I knitted a yoda without a pattern.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Things For Which You C... · 0 replies · +1 points

She's a aerial artist.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Top Five Reasons to Bu... · 0 replies · +1 points

THANK YOU.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Top Five Reasons to Bu... · 0 replies · +2 points

I've definitely had this happen one time on a pc.

11 years ago @ The Toast - So You've Finally Star... · 0 replies · +2 points

YES the woman in Selfridges looked at me with a jumper on and still got the right size! Magic.

11 years ago @ The Toast - So You've Finally Star... · 0 replies · +10 points

I went into a shop and couldn't find my size, but the assistant was determined that I would walk out with a bra. So she put me in something that had a huge band and tiny cups, and told me it fitted. "but the gore should be touching my chest" "oh no, they don't in the bigger sizes". "it's giving me four boobs" "yes that is a side effect of being an F, unfortunately". "I can pull the band out like six inches away from my back" "yes they're supposed to be roomy". Um yeah I won't be buying anything from you thank you very much. She was so awful that I sent an email when I got home. Don't shop in Intimissimi in Westfield, people!

11 years ago @ The Toast - So You've Finally Star... · 0 replies · +2 points

Are you UK or US?

11 years ago @ The Toast - So You've Finally Star... · 2 replies · +5 points

Mine are 34F (UK) and I consider them huge. So there you go.

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