DepecheMoses

DepecheMoses

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, this hit way too close to home.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Animorphs · 0 replies · +1 points

When I was in Raleigh last July I went to a used book store with my friend, and in the back there was an entire bookshelf full of Animorphs books. I got very excited!! Not because I meant to buy them, but just because nostalgia. (I left with a Star Trek book I'd been looking for but still haven't read because I am absolutely /awful/ at consuming media these days.)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Believe To Be... · 0 replies · +3 points

10 years ago @ The Toast - Here Is A Recipe For T... · 0 replies · +1 points

I saw this on the sidebar and gasped, and before even knowing it was written by you I thought, "Mallory Ortberg does not disappoint."

11 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +3 points

Wow.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Oh, Come On: This Prot... · 1 reply · +3 points

I don't know much about the Futhark gemmatria, but maybe the second line is a record of a number or date or something? I guess 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 15 15 15 10 10 10 18 20 2 17 17 17 : 4 4 2 doesn't mean much of anything either.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +14 points

I believe it was Steve Grand who once said "though there is no reason a robot should want to masturbate, to be true artificial intelligence it must be allowed to choose for itself."

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Leather Golf Hat Guy · 0 replies · +4 points

THANK YOU FOR THIS.