![[Avatar]](/images/avatar26.png){kind=avatar}
DeadCivilian
95p22 comments posted · 60 followers · following 0
13 years ago @ Halolz - Creeped Out · 2 replies · +25 points
Creeper: "SSSS" "SSSS"
PLAYER attempted to run away.
PLAYER failed.
CREEPER used self-destruct.
It's super effective!
13 years ago @ Halolz - Darwin's Theory of Pok... · 4 replies · +42 points
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 0 replies · +5 points
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 3 replies · +13 points
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 12 replies · +11 points
Find out next time on... a really long crossover show name...
(And I said 'faked' because saying 'forged' would sound like it was done by one of the attorneys, AKA me, which I totally would never do)
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 0 replies · +5 points
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 23 replies · +21 points
*Shuffles through evidence, face suddenly lighting up*
Your honor! I haven't finished, I have evidence to submit to the jury.
*The crowd breaks into whispers*
Here!
http://www.xbox360ringofdeath.co.uk/
Judge: What exactly am I looking at?
The supposed photo of the victim's dead Xbox. We've all been had! My client, whom my opponent wishes to turn this case on, is innocent. The Xbox 360 never suffered a red ring of death...
*slams fist on table*
Because this isn't the same Xbox 360! The photographic evidence put forth by the witness was faked!
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 37 replies · +28 points
DC: Urk...
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 39 replies · +30 points
What my opponent fails to mention is that the creeper is dwarfed in comparison to this gaming console. The average explosion power of a creeper is 5.1, resulting in a maximum block destruction range of around 6 blocks in different directions. The xbox is clearly more than 6 blocks in size when compared to the blocks making up the creeper. Therefore, given the right position...
*slams fist on desk*
The creeper could have avoided destroying the vital hardware!
13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 0 replies · +24 points
Contraption