DeLoreanGrey

DeLoreanGrey

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Erotica Written By An ... · 2 replies · +59 points

Nothing about this is good. Nothing about this is okay.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Thanks For The Heads-U... · 0 replies · +4 points

"G. Warren Shufelt, geophysical mining engineer" oh dang i always wondered what warren g's day job was

9 years ago @ The Toast - They Should Make The E... · 0 replies · +25 points

Manic Pixie Dead Catfish certainly has a ring to it...

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Florence and the Mac... · 0 replies · +51 points

How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful (This Glass of Water Is For I Must Stay Hydrated)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Louis XIV · 0 replies · +16 points

today i learned my subtweet game is basically dirtbag louis xiv but less good

i'm strangely ok with this

9 years ago @ The Toast - Daedalus‎ and Icarus... · 0 replies · +73 points

The Greeks are dealing with enough suffering right now.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Why American Ninja... · 0 replies · +25 points

Yea verily, the Lord moves in mysterious ways, especially on the durned Warped Wall.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Accept Complime... · 0 replies · +28 points

Some combination of weeping and laughing maniacally has always worked well for me when it comes to baffling and deeply alienating those around me.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Sequel To The Jedi... · 2 replies · +78 points

Remember when the ship in Alien was worth only $42 million?
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/USCSS_Nostromo

The men who write science fiction stories, like all other men, are poorly suited for rigorous pursuits like mathematics or economics. Their mental fortitude simply cannot handle large numbers.

9 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 1 reply · +54 points

butt what about don draper

i want to believe~~