DeLoreanGrey

DeLoreanGrey

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Erotica Written By An ... · 2 replies · +59 points

Nothing about this is good. Nothing about this is okay.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Thanks For The Heads-U... · 0 replies · +4 points

"G. Warren Shufelt, geophysical mining engineer" oh dang i always wondered what warren g's day job was

10 years ago @ The Toast - They Should Make The E... · 0 replies · +25 points

Manic Pixie Dead Catfish certainly has a ring to it...

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Florence and the Mac... · 0 replies · +51 points

How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful (This Glass of Water Is For I Must Stay Hydrated)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Louis XIV · 0 replies · +16 points

today i learned my subtweet game is basically dirtbag louis xiv but less good

i'm strangely ok with this

10 years ago @ The Toast - Daedalus‎ and Icarus... · 0 replies · +73 points

The Greeks are dealing with enough suffering right now.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Why American Ninja... · 0 replies · +25 points

Yea verily, the Lord moves in mysterious ways, especially on the durned Warped Wall.

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Accept Complime... · 0 replies · +28 points

Some combination of weeping and laughing maniacally has always worked well for me when it comes to baffling and deeply alienating those around me.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Sequel To The Jedi... · 2 replies · +78 points

Remember when the ship in Alien was worth only $42 million?
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/USCSS_Nostromo

The men who write science fiction stories, like all other men, are poorly suited for rigorous pursuits like mathematics or economics. Their mental fortitude simply cannot handle large numbers.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 1 reply · +54 points

butt what about don draper

i want to believe~~