DTurboKiller

DTurboKiller

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12 years ago @ Halolz - WE'RE GONNA WRECK IT! · 1 reply · +10 points

It doesn't really help that everyone's favorite move is probably the Spinning Bird Kick.

Now imagine a little girl doing that. I can't unsee it.

12 years ago @ Halolz - WE'RE GONNA WRECK IT! · 0 replies · +17 points

Why, of course I can be the scout. Why else would I GO FAST, besides killing things?
And racing. And dodging. And time limits. And F5-ing on Halolz.

Unless it's a sanic. Or a spy.

12 years ago @ Halolz - The Halo Campaignathon... · 0 replies · +8 points

...I'm still waiting for Halo 3.
>Points at his trusty lappy
Our trilogy was left unfinished ;(

12 years ago @ Halolz - LEGEND OF ZOMBIE · 0 replies · +7 points

Considering Link gained life by getting hearts, this makes total sense. Well, either that or becoming a vampire.

But the scariest thing is figuring out how the hell does Link have several hearts inside him. I'm not sure I wanna know.

12 years ago @ Halolz - CHANGING MAG! · 0 replies · +7 points

For those who don't get the joke (I mean, what else, could it be):
[youtube R1rQ8SsD55U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1rQ8SsD55U youtube]

PRESENTING BATTERU TERRITORI OWNLINE
KILL MANY ENEMY-- CHANGING MAG
RELOADING

12 years ago @ Halolz - [NEWS] FanimeCon & A-K... · 2 replies · +12 points

That feeling when Shawn posts something that was always visible on the top-right corner and wonders why the heck he did that.
Hmm, maybe if I focus really hard, I'll get a 3D vision of it! AUGH

Yeah, I'm outta funnies this time around. I'm just wondering why he did it.

12 years ago @ Halolz - Google Barrel Roll · 1 reply · +16 points

*starts typing down*

do a b--

*Suddenly google does a barrel roll*

BUT HOW DID IT KNOW?! I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED YET!

13 years ago @ Halolz - BE ON THE LOOK OUT · 1 reply · +17 points

Fun Fact: Bolo in Portuguese means Cake.

I came here for Cake, and left disappointed.
(Nah, this was fun to read, thumbs up for the author)

13 years ago @ Halolz - Thoughts behind my Ste... · 2 replies · +5 points

And then I crafted my hard-earned coal only to get a really shitty coupon.

GABE WHY DO YOU KEEP TROLLING ME? ALL I ASK IS A FREE GAME FOR ALL THAT EFFORT!

13 years ago @ Halolz - Thoughts behind my Ste... · 0 replies · +2 points

That'd be two of us, then.

I managed to spare 10€ to buy Section 8 with all DLC and Dungeon Defenders with the New Heroes DLC (and the free ones, heh).

Totally worth every penny. But man, that DD Pre-Order for the DLC Campaign, it's more expensive than the game itself! It's like I'm really buying Call of Duty DLC!