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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +11 points

No, no! You see, Francis' break with Benedict's policies is being compared to John's troubles with the Roman nobility, while the Catholic intellectuals who support Francis now are being compared to Pandulf Ironhead, while John XIII's alliance with the Ottonian Emperors is ironically referenced by Benedict's German origins ...

Yeah, or maybe someone just forgot to type an extra "X" in there.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh, OK, Rob Ford Smoke... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'm guessing he meant to say "Probably in one of my drunken stupors. If not that, then when I was dropping acid. But definitely not after shooting heroin."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's All Blame The Ga... · 4 replies · +43 points

I'm confused about the complaint about "intrinsically disordered" gay sex. So are they saying that Vatican gay sexy-time would be preferable if it were "extrinsically ordered"? You know, sort of like a Busby Berkeley number.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Had A Most Cunning... · 1 reply · +11 points

Tea Party Man : Great Scott! I just realized how we can foil the dastardly plot of our dusky adversary to be lawfully elected as our president!

Tea Boy : What's that, Tea Party Man?

TPMan : We only need to convince a little over one third of the electors to do nothing useful!

TB : Egads! Do nothing useful! But that is the Tea Party Extremist's greatest skill!

TPMan : Exactly! There's not a moment to lose! Quick, Tea-Boy, to the Tea-Cycles!

TB : . . . You mean our Hoverounds?

TPMan : . . . Yes. . . our Hoverounds.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Ronald Reagan May Give... · 0 replies · +3 points

Zombie Reagan want brains!

Hologram Reagan want substance!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Caught In... · 1 reply · +45 points

I'll say it: Why would anyone want to hide those lovely orange ankles?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - ‘What’s The Matter... · 0 replies · +6 points

Valumtimes - I sort of think that Bristol and Willow would fit right in with Teen Girl Squad: http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs12.html

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Better Than The Bolsho... · 1 reply · +49 points

"Sarah Palin does NOT think it is appropriate to quit your job via text message!"

Well of COURSE not! The way you do that is to hold a surprise press conference without telling your publicist. DUH!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - In Which You Give Wonk... · 0 replies · +21 points

If you're thinking of more valuable prizes, I have one word: TRUCK NUTZ!

Except that's two words. Or one word and something that's not a word. Sort of a word and a half and an incoherent grunt.

I forgot what my point was now.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Misunderstood Gentlema... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hold it right there, James. I'll be back in just a moment to hear the rest of your story. I have to go make popcorn.

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