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12 years ago @ Wonkette - RON PAUL! Supporter Ha... · 0 replies · +25 points

Think of America as a big meth lab.
Words to live by. American politics just started to make sense.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Fidel to Pope: So, Wha... · 0 replies · +12 points

The question is not what the pope does, but whom. And the answer is "altarboys."

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Campaign Bus Boob Whee... · 1 reply · +17 points

I believe that in the Oglala Sioux language "Danielle Smith" means "Shiny Chrome Boobs".

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Secret Service Agent T... · 3 replies · +5 points

Wow. The rumors are true. With a post like that, it's clear that this site has officially gotten its lame on. Sic transit Gloria, Gumby.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Well Someone Has To Fi... · 2 replies · +27 points

With a name like "Gooey Cock" this one is clearly a Santorum supporter.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Today’s Opportunity ... · 0 replies · +28 points

That's one hefty Santorum-covered erection you've got there. But fear not, Mitt's ready and willing to lick Santorum.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Santorum: Lady Combat ... · 1 reply · +47 points

I think having a fucked up shitsack named Santorum as the commander in chief is likely to have significantly worse consequences for military morale.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Gingrich Threatens to ... · 2 replies · +23 points

Newt does Tinkerbell: "People ought to be allowed to applaud if they want." So, the pasty, flatulent marshmallow man is now a fairy princess. Thank you, Newt!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Gingrich Formerly a Fa... · 1 reply · +23 points

In the search for an "effective deterrent" I think we could do better than mass execution. Force the perpetrator to watch an endless loop of Newt Gingrich in a thong. A glittery thong. A glittery thong that gyrates to the disco beat to which Newt is dancing.

Just say NO!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Perry Dropping Out to ... · 1 reply · +29 points

It took him awhile, but Perry has at last attained the same level of enlightenment as Michele Bachmann.
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