CakeBard

CakeBard

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460 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] When I'm Charged · 0 replies · +2 points

Fabulous Dummkof, just fabulous.

462 weeks ago @ Halolz - Payloads of Holiday Ch... · 0 replies · +8 points

Up on KotH_Harvest, Heavy's sick
Here comes good 'ol Me-e-dic,
Down through the point with lots of saws,
All for the little dumpkofs.

Hoo hoo hoo, who would've knew?
Hoo hoo hoo, who would've kne-e-ew?

Up on KotH_Harvest, click click click
Out with some ubers with 'ol Medic!

462 weeks ago @ Halolz - Real mature, Batman · 1 reply · +15 points

Arkham is crazy, but Batman set them straight with a
GOOD
HOT
DICKING!!!

Batman is giving away the hot dickings!!!

In fact! Batman will be down at your local record store,
this Tuesday from 4 til 9, just giving out HOT DICKINGS!!!

463 weeks ago @ Halolz - Lt. John Pike in The U... · 1 reply · +4 points

DOOM is a game where anything you grab shoots bullets... so don't grab that hookers ass...

464 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] SKYRIM FAIL · 2 replies · +6 points

YO! *sets everyone on fire*

I know it's "YOL", but it sounds like YO! when he uses firebreath...

464 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Chrono Trigger... · 0 replies · +14 points

Seinfeld: And what's the deal with Phone Booths being a primary means for time travel?

464 weeks ago @ Halolz - That's very interesting. · 9 replies · +12 points

I'm gonna DEKU-rate this comment wall with my comment.
Puns are Zora-verrated.

Shit, none of the other Zelda creatures or words make good puns...

465 weeks ago @ Halolz - Adventure Time Pocket ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
Spy: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, what was in your pocket all this time?
Medic: Oh! Heavy iz in here! See?
Heavy: *turns around* POOT!

465 weeks ago @ Halolz - I GRANT MY ETERNAL LOV... · 0 replies · +6 points

How the hell is the "Boobies" tag not in there?

465 weeks ago @ Halolz - Substitute Ocarina · 0 replies · +11 points

But now he can't do all the songs since this ocarina has half the holes the original one had.