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6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - Live Coverage - WWE Sm... · 1 reply · +44 points

My god, the Bellas are on BOTH SHOWS NOW?!? What god did we anger?

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - The Eternal Optimist P... · 2 replies · +3 points

That is not even remotely true. Lashley looks like a guy who works out but there's nothing unnatural about his build. Cage looks like a cartoon character. They don't even have slightly similar builds.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - Mickie James vs. Lita ... · 1 reply · +23 points

Honestly, Asuka would be the perfect opponent for Ronda Rousey.

But, of course, we'll get the Entitlement Twin, instead.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - Live Coverage - WWE Mo... · 0 replies · +9 points

But we would see it in your wet dreams.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - Live Coverage - WWE Mo... · 0 replies · +12 points

The only thing you ever punch is between your legs when women reject you.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - The Eternal Optimist P... · 1 reply · +2 points

Come on, stop being such a mark. It's a clothesline. The only difference between it and a regular clothesline is that, for some stupid reason, people sell more when he does it. But for a wrestler as impressive as Okada is, he has probably the weakest looking finisher in wrestling.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - The Eternal Optimist P... · 5 replies · +2 points

1) I think the WWE won't sign Brian Cage because if he is probably the single most obviously roided up person in the entire industry. As a part-timer, they could get around that, but if he was full time, you look at the guy, you just know that he is "enhanced" big time.
2) I agree the Rainmaker is one of the weakest looking finishers in wrestling. When I first saw Okada vs Omega, I remember wondering why with all the cool looking finisher-looking things they have, it's a clothesline that somehow is going to finish stuff up?

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - Doctor\'s Orders: The ... · 1 reply · +3 points

I have to disagree with you on NIkki Bella's skills. She is better than Eva Marie, better than Brie, better than Kelly Kelly, better than whoever the other Funkadactyl was (I can't remember her name), and probably better than Aksana, but she is nowhere near ANY of the women of today. Maybe Lana. Maybe Nikki Bella is the same level as Lana.

But to be honest, she has no business in the ring today.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - Sir Sam\'s Court: Face... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yeah, but his particular comment was about Thanos. The column was correct in that it could be argued that Thanos is the true protagonist of Infinity War.

As for the column itself, I agree. I actually prefer when wrestling is about shades of grey, instead of faces and heels.

6 years ago @ LordsofPain.net - MR. TITO STRIKES BACK ... · 1 reply · +9 points

I know I shouldn't be taking anything you say seriously, but I do have to correct you on your assertion that Drew McIntyre couldn't draw as NXT champ. The TakeOver he was champ at was sold out. And then he lost he title because he got injured during the match and they called an audible. So, you have zero data to back up your claim, but when has that ever stopped you before?

Anyway, this column's' "You all should definitely spend money that I'm not spending" call is funnier than your usual column. Congrats on that.

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