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10 years ago @ The Toast - The "Inside SoCal" Ser... · 0 replies · +3 points

There are so many wonderful things about this short I can't even pick a favorite! How have I never seen it?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Wish I Could ... · 1 reply · +14 points

"We're having a mixed race baby!!! We're having a mixed race baby, the very CHANEL of babies!!!!!"

I do sometimes sound like Eddie in real life but mostly it's because I like to say things like "Not right now darling, Mommy needs a drink". I probably sound like Patsy more often.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The "Inside SoCal" Ser... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh god I went to UCSD and this is SO. FUCKING. SPOT. ON.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The "Inside SoCal" Ser... · 1 reply · +3 points

'BERTO'S!!!!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Aunt Acid: Advice for ... · 0 replies · +9 points

My family just starts with a "Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the Grub, yaaaaaaaaaaaaay GOD!" and a healthy dose of booze and Thanksgiving usually ends up in a food fight, so if anyone wants to come by my house you're welcome to. We won't notice any extra people, I already have like 27 cousins with their spouses and kids, you could just say "Oh I'm dating your cousin", it's not like we keep track. Just don't wear anything you don't want to get gravy and/or cranberry sauce and/or beer on.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

Only in MD, VA, and DC. Now I'm sad I can't get Cheeky Nandos :(

(It looks pretty good)

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Accept Complime... · 3 replies · +36 points

I just like to say "I know". Example:

Drunk Guy: You're hot
Me: I know *unmoving unsmiling gaze*

10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 0 replies · +3 points

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Inspiring Quotes About... · 0 replies · +5 points

Thanks for making me remember that I have my annual in... two hours. Huh. Should've probably remembered that sooner.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Many Waters · 2 replies · +22 points

Didn't the sex angel flip the baby over to look at it's spine to make sure it didn't have wings and then say "I AM PLEASED"?

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