MittsHairHelmet

MittsHairHelmet

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Un-Senator Scott Brown... · 0 replies · +52 points

Scott Brown's review of this post: "Bqhatevwr"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Stud Romney Adviser La... · 3 replies · +9 points

George W. "Neo" Bush.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Priest Booted For Fail... · 9 replies · +56 points

Pope: "Witness the power of the dark side of the force!"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Jabbers At Na... · 2 replies · +24 points

Also, there was this whole constitutional issue about the legality of OWNING A HUMAN BEING that was also resolved.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Jabbers At Na... · 1 reply · +31 points

Seceding is cool, but you know what would be cooler? Seceding ON WEED.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Great GOP Hope Marco R... · 4 replies · +76 points

For all the talk about how Marco Rubio is the hispanic savior of the GOP, he sure looks and sounds extremely white and republican.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Continues ... · 11 replies · +98 points

I'm gonna start using "scheduling error" as an excuse for everything. Late to work? Scheduling error. Blackout drunk at Thanksgiving Dinner? Scheduling error.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 5 replies · +15 points

Man I would love to read the emails the wingnuts are sending into VOTERFRAUD@FOXNEWS.COM today.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Cannot Believ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Man I wish I could be here but career advancement has severely curtailed my Wonkette time. The promotion almost isn't worth it.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Cannot Believ... · 2 replies · +17 points

Romney would be doing great if the election was based on whose hair is more presidential.