Mason sure as hell kicked my ass to the curb. I am knee deep in data theft doo doo. Even a non paid for but paid for friendship has its limits. The queen of mean has kicked my ass to the curb but she is still my DEAR LEADER to the death.
Fake Boink- What do you think about this James Barracato character aka Hudson Shark and his fake Nazi allegations against Roman Brice and even Nancy Pincus? What a dumbass! He gets caught with an electronic trail of a fudged screen shot with his name all over the electronic signature trying to put up a hit piece in the Hudson Distorter for your dear leader Beth Mason, the wicked witch of the West Hudson River. You don't know this clown do you? Mason's operatives are looking mighty dumb these days. Nice try though Fake Boink. I would say see you in the afterlife but I am heading up and you are certainly heading down. At least you will be reunited with your dear not paid for friend Betty Gone Nutso Mason.
C'mon Fake Boink I am the real Boink! Even I don't think Zimmer was behind the sandwich shakedown. She is too inept because I feel Beth Mason with her fake resume and her experience delivering deliverables is the most competent Mayoral option. She pays me to say this but our friendship is not based on money. She is my dear leader.
Can I have his job? Please Mayor Zimmer Please! I will make it up to you. I wheely wheely will!
Why has Juan left the country?
Juan Melli has left the country and I have proof! Hoboken 411 was the only website to report gopher boy Danny Brian sent the release and not Juan.
My cheecks puff out when I am attacking the Zimmer and her Zimmerists out of frustratrion. She has proven more resiliant than I initially thought. No one is as resiliant as my dear leader Beth Mason. She is a fighter for the people! She will do anything to get elected Mayor and give me the job I covet the most Juan Melli's. That type of determination has earned Beth my friendship. No amount of Ricky's money could ever change that but I do need to pay the mortgage or my wife will punish me.
Yeah I told Perry to write it was a cover story. It took him long enough to get that out. We must always stay a step ahead of those Zimmer bloggers. He had to finish a whole box of pizza before he could type with those fat swollen fingers of his. Jeez. Should have typed it up like I usually do after getting a directive from Beth Russo's consultants.
How dare you put those Austin Powers like teeth on Ricky Mason! Hoboken 411 would never doctor a photo like that!
I am board with Tim as well. Only tax paying elitists oppose him.
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