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12 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Times Infotai... · 0 replies · +10 points

Yeah, just because you have any kind of insurance means you're just dying to use it. Just the other day, a friend of mine got health insurance and then immediately gave himself cancer.

And if it was really true that people on UE don't want jobs, then why isn't everyone out there trying to lose their job just so they go on the "luxury" of UE?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Times Infotai... · 3 replies · +24 points

I hope the NY Times fires this jerk for cause without severance pay.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Stand Up For God By Gi... · 2 replies · +42 points

God can stand up for himself; Allen West should get a job if he needs money, not beg for handouts.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Emergency Backup Liveb... · 2 replies · +21 points

OK, great, now I'm pregnant.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Emergency Backup Liveb... · 0 replies · +23 points

What're you psychic?! That's exactly what Mitt Rmoney was thinking tonight.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Emergency Backup Liveb... · 0 replies · +16 points

Now in a commanding voice: “Then holding the star aloft and the bright sword advanced, Frodo, hobbit of the Shire, walked steadily down to meet the eyes.”

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Emergency Backup Liveb... · 2 replies · +29 points

Let's bring Rmoney to his knees.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your New Barac... · 0 replies · +5 points

Still got bin Laden with the fishes.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your New Barac... · 0 replies · +19 points

More nerdish but commanding quote: “The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail. But hope remains, if friends stay true.”

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Live-Blogging Barack O... · 0 replies · +5 points

More like a subtle jabb at Mittens' missing human DNA sequence.