Big Rig and Jesse
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8 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Ve... · 0 replies · +3 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Bad Victims · 2 replies · +21 points
This is the recurring thought, nearly exactly, every time a man pushes, takes, violates a boundary. Oh, you're going to grab my breast at a restaurant, in front of my mom? Okay, I guess this is happening now. Oh, you're going to say I'm too ugly and fat to say no to you and mean it? Okay, I guess this is happening now. Oh, you're going to call me a cunt in line at the bank? Okay, I guess this is happening now.
It's such a sad, sick thought, and it holds so much, but mostly: the shock, and the complete unsurprise. Of course this is happening/how could this possibly be happening. Okay. What else do you say to that? Okay.
10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +3 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +9 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 6 replies · +8 points
Until we slept together last week. It was...unexpected.
Turns out he has tons of Catholic anti-casual sex stuff, which weirded him out, but also was concerned that I was now convinced we were in a serious relationship, which weirded me out. I said via email that I wasn't making a big deal and that we should just talk it through like grown-ass people. so it doesn't get any more awkward. He agreed, but has taken no further steps to do so. And now, 10 days on, we have not said one word to each other in person.
This sucks, but my actual fuck up is actually maybe wanting something to come of this? Perhaps it's the surprisingly good sex, or the fact that I'd been celibate for 3 years before earlier this summer, or that I really do like him and want the best for us both, but I feel much more invested than I should or than what would be effective to not make him just retreat into ultimate awkwardness forever. I'm also concerned about my work reputation and shared responsibilities and the goddamn lunchroom politics, like this was high school all over again.
Basically, I feel he is a wild horse and I climbed in his pen, and am about to get kicked no matter how much gentle nonsense I whisper, and also I unfortunately think his mane is really pretty and wouldn't it be fun to ride a wild horse over the plains? I've made a series of tiny, huge mistakes.
10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +8 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +9 points
I was a dick though, and argued with her from my ugliest place: "But I am crazy smart, I'm a good listener, I can think like 10 different things at once and not lose the plot on any of them. That is superior brain function, not a liability. I'm Gifted/Talented, not Special Ed." She didn't hit me, though I would have super deserved it, because it turns out my wonderful, calm and patient PsyD with a great family and a life she loves therapist was diagnosed when she was 8. Supposedly, women who are smart and work hard do fine then hit a wall, like the LW or the commentors say.
10 years ago @ The Toast - Bird of the Month: The... · 2 replies · +19 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Tell Me About Your Fir... · 0 replies · +3 points
(Or it was/is a pretty innovative and entertaining webcomic, that got way out of hand on 17 levels.)
10 years ago @ The Toast - Tell Me About Your Fir... · 2 replies · +4 points
A dozen years later, as a grown-ass woman, I started writing some pretty self-serious Homestuck fic, but gave that up after about 6 months, 100,000 words and some serious looking at my life and my choices.
Is there a word in any language that encapsulates "feeling proud of a piece of fanfic while simultaneously embarrassed at its creation and disdainful towards its source materials?" That is all I ever feel; let me tell you about Homestuck..