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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Bigot: AIDS ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I'm betting the hedgehog was the easier lay. Monkeys are not the most tractable creatures--which might help explain their virtual absence from bestiality legends. Also helps explain why blood-borne exposure during the bushmeat-butchering process is generally accepted by the non-idiot community as the probable original method of AIDS transmission.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 2012: A Self-Fulfillin... · 0 replies · +7 points

Occupy Bedford Falls.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 2012: A Self-Fulfillin... · 0 replies · +3 points

Armageddon sick of this gloom and doom. Besides, the Rapture is so last year.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 2012: A Self-Fulfillin... · 0 replies · +3 points

Life goes on within you and without you.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 2012: A Self-Fulfillin... · 0 replies · +4 points

The Mayan empire crumbled about 1,200 years ago, and its people were scattered as the Earth reclaimed a vast civilization built upon nationalism, war, torture, expansionism and spectacle.

Nice jab, Ken.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Jackass Trader Expands... · 0 replies · +28 points

Love it that this guy threatens to take our jobs. He must have been all busy swapping exotic instruments and didn't hear that Wall Street already took our jobs.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Occupation Dispatch #7... · 0 replies · +5 points

OK, you're right. I was wrong. And I feel awful about it. But I am excited about that Amanda Knox story and SQUIRREL!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Occupation Dispatch #7... · 0 replies · +16 points

"I wonder if it's not okay to remain a little unfocused, at least for a little while longer."
Fair point. As it is, the protests are spreading and a few unions are getting involved. Hell, even the major media is being shamed into spot coverage.

Plus, Bernie Sanders and ... well, ok, just Bernie Sanders is down with it. Solidarnosk, comrades!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Occupation Dispatch #7... · 3 replies · +12 points

I've been watching the live feed off and on all day from thousands of miles away and ... I need subtitles. As an Old let me add this: I think closing the Brooklyn Bridge was probably a whole lot of fun but poor strategy. Message, people, message.

Too also thanks tons Kirsten and Riley (and Ken) for Being There.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Lonely Ron Paul Points... · 4 replies · +4 points

Some people need killing and this guy makes a nice example. Disagree? Fine. The man's dead already.