Ataxia
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15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Stand Up & Lead · 0 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Vent · 1 reply · +2 points
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Vent · 0 replies · +2 points
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with an acquaintance the other day, I think we have found the solution.
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.
You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and four bullets.
You are allowed to shoot two senators and two representatives.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
I really think we have a Perfect Solution!
And just think, by the time 100 of us get into the prison, there will be new faces in both Houses of Congress and we can get a pardon for what we did to allow them to gain the office.
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Stand Up & Lead · 2 replies · +2 points
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with an acquaintance the other day, I think we have found the solution.
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.
You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and four bullets.
You are allowed to shoot two senators and two representatives.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
I really think we have a Perfect Solution!
And just think, by the time 100 of us get into the prison, there will be new faces in both Houses of Congress and we can get a pardon for what we did to allow them to gain the office.
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Vent · 0 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Stand Up & Lead · 1 reply · +1 points
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Vent · 0 replies · +1 points
Thanks
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Stand Up & Lead · 0 replies · +1 points
Thanks
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Stand Up & Lead · 1 reply · +1 points
15 years ago @ Glenn Beck - The 912 P... - Vent · 1 reply · +4 points
I thought they were pretty good.