If this isn't a quintessential Toast comment, WTF is?!
Since she's a woman of color, it doesn't matter that she's a U.S. citizen, or that she fought in the U.S. armed forces (losing her legs in the process), she's OBVIOUSLY a suspicious character (not like that nice, almost totally white dude, Ted Cruz).
Also, Rep. Duckworth was born in Thailand, and even though her U.S.-born father's family has roots back through the American Revolution, I feel Rep. Duckworth would be vulnerable to birther-type attacks from a bunch of shitasses.
I'm not saying she's a tactical genius, but Tammy Duckworth smuggled her cell phone onto the floor last night by secreting it in her prosthetic leg, which I thought was great.
Literal Gchat I just sent to Mr. BHam: "so: new idea, we register for a bunch of candy and protein powder." His response: "Maybe also a saw and some body wash."
you know what i really wish i could put on a bed bath and beyond list is my fucking cable bill. i got cinemax, showtime, HBO, and starz, hoe. the level of entertainment i require is hella expensive. so i went on amazon and made one, but i am a child, so i basically filled it with garbage. things i fear are gauche but i put on the registry anyway: flonase, chuckles jelly candy, a badminton set for the back yard, a bluetooth speaker, the new nick jonas cd, five unscented sticks of dove deodorant, some iphone chargers, and a jar of first aid beauty repair cream.
Once again it is clear that Samantha Irby understands me on a spiritual level.
Oh yeah u wasn't even thinking about Sugar Shack (since they aren't in DC proper, maybe?) but they are definitely the best around. Worth the 45-minute drive.
The donuts are fresh and flavorful at Donna's, everything Dunkin's are not.
I'm listening! So far the only place I've found with what I consider normal donuts is Heller's.
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