Yo! Word up dudes.

How is it all traveling?

Now I received a call about a fruitbat on the loose claiming to be giving out the awesomeness of me (note lower case. Not one for formality, bowing scraping, burnt offerings, hanging out in cold buildings when you have a computer game to play or DVD to watch, having a few swally's or closing the curtains and well you know making the beast with two backs, being a pretzel if that is your thing).........................Yoicks, WTF and hamsters on scooters with a wobbly wheel. It's him again. Oh good grief. I don't mind you all calling me out and I appreciate the acknowledgment, but WTF is it with this numpty?

Now listen blasphemer LunaticDimwit or whatever you are. I was having a nice afternoon with the jetski. Yeah I finally got it thanks for asking dudes. Awesome it is and I can do tricks on it now. You know the wife was, well , ex wife as you know, was after a gazebo, but after the settlement and sorting out the human production plant I had some spare spondulicks so why not, eh? Anyhoo, mashed spud for brains I am the most awesome ever and only most high deity the Lawd Gawd. Right? And don't you forget it.

I see you have already been convicted of serious offence and sentenced to being laughed and being disgusted with. Good man there. I knew he was a good Lawyer.Glad to see he has moved on and up in the moral deity law field. He is one of the very few I let have a squint at the word in hard copy because of the clause that yowie yowches and ooooooo clunk. Did a bit of conveyancing for me when I was looking at creating Canada.

Now you have been sentenced so obey the law. My law the only moral law get it or wrath with my wrath will being inflicted and that smarts like Billyo. So take heed. I am super serious. I can do the re-chip but have my doubts about wasting the money on a deluded venal bigot. So leave my people alone or consequences so serious there are words for them even though I am the word up and only true word up.

So other dudes nice with the no bigoting and doing my work giving the bigots a whacking with out supervision, if you get my meaning. ;)

Peace out.

Yo dudes and dudesses.

For lo I am so to forth, hereto with as it is so written arisen to walk among you so there hereby as to whit gracious and so ever so much proven I am the Lawd Gawd (uppercase non essential) who did so writeth the awesome word that which so forth and so one canst do thou not so read by appellant application for such most so had to be done plagiarising clause, you know the one yowch oooooo weeee that smarts and clunk roll around a bit with the ocular looky things.

Though some do claim that I was ne’er dead but sleeping off too much amber elysian nectar after the All Deity Flower Show, which I did everso win, with no use of my special powers unlike others I could so drop in it if I was a so well to do so inclined. Begonias rock man, and woman, and little bairns. Though have thought about Chrysthanmenumums for next year just for a change and a tactical manoeuvre to sidestep the opposition. How whom so what so ever that slanderous and libelous claim made by some in the media, specifically The Deity Mail, is just that. I admit to a few bevies, then a few more, and doing some shots after that but was just tired and emotional as my karaoke rendition of My Way showed quite clearly, followed by………………

The blooms’ll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be flowers!
Just thinkin' about tomorrow
Clears away the weeds, and the sorrel
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck a day
That's grey,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh
The begonias’ll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

So okay I was a bit gregarious, but hey that is some trophy to be proud of. Anyhoo so ways up so it is, so what was this need to raise me all about? Oh yeah. If you want to be a human homosexual go right ahead, animals and birds do it so why not humans too, it’s all natural innit though. yeah okay I’ll leave the Cole Porter till next time I win the All Deity Flower Show. as that trumps any other appellation, except the St Emillion Chateau Cheval Blanc 1947, natch.

Peace out dudes and no bigoting

"Oh god, not this again..."

Blasphemer!!!!!!. Him, him., him. You, him, he said it. He said Wimowheys name.

Yeah alright I said it too, but I'm allowed to being the one and only The Lawd Gawd who do very really writted that most awesome of awesome of books that which so forth thouest canst do not read for so it willest burns the optical see with look at things and so willest causing a yowping ouch and so fall out to clunketh on the floor, verily so it shall and so it is enscribbled in funny wigged persons language to prevent such crime of plagiarising.

For I submit thou must nowest be stoned, not the bad stoned with pebbles and chunks of hard rock or flints as that just ain't my bag man, so I do so forth say chill out a bit with ......you know............... some herb, may be a teensy chinese burn just to show how wrathed I am.

So be my judgment on blaphemers.

Now where did I put those secateurs. Those Begonias won't win the All Deity Flower Show without some help you know.

For I am the Lawd Gawd as well you know that so writest that most awesome of ever so awesomest of books that thou canst not read due to eye yowching clunky on the earth clauses I did so have to have written in to legalest of law because some imposter stole my words of awesomeness.

Now did I so create myselfest so many wonderous creatednessy things such as tiny weensy ickle microbials that so live not with oxygen for that so willest kill them.

Yeah wasn't paying attention that day and pressed the wrong button, but the persistant little boogers just decided to carry on regardless. My fault again as I did kick start evolution with just an idle snap of my fingers and now not much I can do about it. I mean even human oddities which I did as well now mess with it and speed it up with genetic manipulation.

I dunno what is it with yoomans that want things to stay rigid (in thought mostly) but change all the time.

Anyhoo, it's your mess now so I'll leave you to it. Begonias to attend to, but that's another story.

Hi Rosie

Looking a bit wilty at the moment due to the fungusy mildew returning. They are looking a bit sad and dejected. Still not to worry I'll re-pot them in some Elysian compost I have and a good watering with the distilled Okeanos water. That should perk them up no end.:)

Nope. You are still not getting it.

You see I am the lawd gawd, the most awesome one , though I am not into all that uppercase hoohaa, the most everso awesome one who didid so-est writteth that there book that you can't can't read because I had to put the copyright block on it due to being skanked by the one true false ones who plagiarised my idea and if you do try and read it your eyes burn and yowch everso oooooo eeeeeee, my oh my that smarts and clunk on the floor. It has pictures too that I did drawed myself with proper crayons and persepective and shading. Makes Rembrandt look a bit of a doodler even if I do say so myself.

So you now freely admit Luther like the others just made it up. Well that's a start to taking the first step on the road to proper salvation. You obviously missed the point that the OO believe, that is "believe" that this non existent made up stuff, which you admit is new made up stuff gives them what they "believe" is the right to parade their opposition in a manner that is offensive to those they oppose. You don't seem to be getting that, obvious though it is. Which means you agree with offensive behaviour and therefore allow the right to intimidate anyone you dislike for what ever nonsense reasons you come up with.

No, using expletives in the way I did doesn't undermine any completely true and factual point I made. That only applies if I had directly insulted you personally. There is a difference. However you trying that one to convince yourself you are right proves my point about "Gott mit uns". As I am the lawd gawd I'm right anyway so's up by tat thay duckeths do play footieball on and twice on Wednesdays at the foot of oor stairs, by sithee thar knows (I do all the accents and impressions, James Mason, Gregory Peck as Cap'n Ahab, Jimmy Stewart and most importantly James Earl Jones when I have to wrath my wrath on someone) .Any misguided belief does not give anyone any more rights or excuse them from following the law or required social behaviour. Nor does it give anyone more access to or influence over law makers.

Now do you understand that having a "belief" in something, sky pixies, flying wombats with x-ray eyes or goats having the ability to do complex algebra or whatever is not a de facto power over anyone nor any right to ignore the law or decisions by designated bodies.

No bigoting now.

Peace out other dudes.

You are not getting it are you?

So some hundreds of years ago the likes of Martin Luther had a think and philosphised they disagreed with the way things were done in that religious spectrum and decided to have a different way of doing it.

And? So what?

That gives this newish mob or in reality an even newer mob, the break aways, the spiltters, the right to have their own day where they have some weird need to tell everyone they disagree with the other team by marching up and down. Is that what you are saying?

It really is a bit too much Gott mit uns and not them uns. My fried barm cake is better than your fried barm cake because we don't cook it on a fire of silver birch logs because the flames just don't flicker right.

You see the problem with non existent beings is that humans do make an awful hash of trying to imagine what the non existent being is thinking, doing and how it is organising things. Resulting in one major headache for everybody because one lot believes they have the direct line to the non existent thingies non existent doings.

Chasing butterflies with a sledge hammer would cause less destruction.

Basically the religiosities just f**k it up for everyone. Now that is THE TRUTH, the real untransmogrified truth.

PS

The whole world does not use the same dating system. In Hebrew it is now the year 5773. In Islam it is 1434 AH. In fact the financial world uses 360 days not 365 and a bit. The UK did not use the Gregorian calendar, instituted in 1582, fully till 1752, sticking with the Julian calendar some making an 11 day discrepancy. That is why the tax year begins and ends in April not January. The Chinese calendar is a lunisolar calendar, incorporating elements of a lunar calendar with those of a solar calendar. It is not exclusive to China, but followed by many other Asian cultures as well. This is why the Chinese New Year is in February.

Also the year system is now called CE nor AD. Meaning of the christian era or Common Era, Current Era, a phase we are going through and not a definitive domination or proof of anything. BC is now BCE for the same reason.

The expression "Common Era" can be found as early as 1708 in English, and traced back to Latin usage among European Christians to 1615, as vulgaris aerae, and to 1635 in English as Vulgar Era. At those times, the expressions were all used interchangeably with "Christian Era", and "vulgar" meant "not regal" rather than "crudely indecent". Use of the CE abbreviation was introduced by Jewish academics in the mid-19th century. Since the later 20th century, use of CE and BCE has been popularized in academic and scientific publications, and more generally by publishers emphasizing secularism or sensitivity to non-Christians.

Again not the closed and irrational world that is imagined by ron bigot. Write that out 5000 times and have another week of never ending detention.

Tricky thing this knowledge and learning, eh?

Extra peace out other dudes.

Oi. You boy. At the back of the class. Yes ron bigot Sharia Law 1944. You. Stop talking to your imaginary friend and pay attention to the facts.

As I am not imaginary and am the most awesome Lawd Gawd, though I don't insist on uppercase, who so which therefore to wit did write that awesome book that that does so makest thouset eyes burneth yowowow eeeeeowo woooo that smarts and clunk on the floor down there with pictures I did everso really drawed myself with proper crayons and that did shade proper like and perpspective it all not like those funny 13th Century ones with men as big as castles and side-on faces for the obvious copyright reasons. Crikey it ain't that hard.

The facts are...........................

"There is documented evidence of homosexual behavior of one or more of the following kinds: sex, courtship, affection, pair bonding, or parenting, as noted in researcher and author Bruce Bagemihl's 1999 book Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity.

Bagemihl writes that the presence of same-sex sexual behavior was not 'officially' observed on a large scale until the 1990s due to possible observer bias caused by social attitudes towards LGBT people making the homosexual theme taboo.

Bagemihl devotes three chapters; Two Hundred Years at Looking at Homosexual Wildlife, Explaining (Away) Animal Homosexuality and Not For Breeding Only in his 1999 book Biological Exuberance to the "documentation of systematic prejudices" where he notes "the present ignorance of biology lies precisely in its single-minded attempt to find reproductive (or other) "explanations" for homosexuality, transgender, and non-procreative and alternative heterosexualities."

Futhermore.............................

"Petter Bøckman, academic adviser for the Against Nature? exhibit stated "[M]any researchers have described homosexuality as something altogether different from sex. They must realise that animals can have sex with who they will, when they will and without consideration to a researcher's ethical principles". Homosexual behavior is found amongst social birds and mammals, particularly the sea mammals and the primates."

By social birds, mammals and primates this means they are present in "nature", the natural world. Therefore as it is so widespread it would most certainly be deemed natural as it occurs in the natural world. The natural world is the world inhabited by other species than humans.

Why does this occur? Well no definitive answer, as yet, has been found. The reason for this is it may be specific to one species or many for a number of reasons. As in the case of the male flour beetles which are believed by scientists to engage in same-sex coupling to practice mating and to rid themselves of "old, less effective" sperm." Which would suggest that it is an effective form and function activity for beneficial procreation. Thus a good thing for the successful continuation of the species. Science being science is still discovering some quite astounding new things all the time.

Which is why we have the interweb, powered flight, man on the moon, robots on Mars, life saving surgery, medicines, nuclear fission, Teflon, photography etc, etc. Though not all human discoveries and inventions are good. Especially made up imaginary friends that are used to come out with absolute garbage and singular nasty hatred.

Now back to the topic in question. Also close observation of Roy and Silo, two Central Park Zoo male Chinstrap Penguins, showed that same sex coupling successfully hatched and raised a chick.

So, the other species that inhabit this planet, known as nature, do in fact, that is factually proven to do so, engage in homosexual behaviour including sexual activity.

Write this out 5000 times and take a weeks never ending detention and no irrational bigoting or you get the James Earl Jones voice and wrathed by my wrath which stings like Billyo.

Peace out other dudes.

A little of ron Sharia Law 1944's bizarre lifestyle and contradictions when trying to impress Conservative Home. He thinks he is one for some reason. Also note that while he is vilified and receives a battering on his arguments, the exact same ones he used on this thread, he doesn't go back and down thumb anyone there. It is only here that he does so with a vicious insanity. Which does suggest that he deems the posters here, and no doubt the people of Northern Ireland, who undermine and challenge his idiotic line of argument as somehow lower than he is and must accept his demented, disgusting views and expect to have his spleen vented on them.

From exchanges on Conservative Home............................

"Correct, not all, but look at some of the gay websites and you will see it is the rule rather than the exception. Heterosexuals may engage in sodomy but are you saying that naturalises it?"

He looks at gay porn.

"Actually I am in an organisation in which their are several practising homosexuals and you could not meet nicer people."

Oh, they are nice people (though somehow not the same as he is (?) automatically viewing gay people differently no matter their views or opinions), but they disgust him and are unnatural and depraved, perverts even.

What a very odd disturbed individual.