Advn2rgirl

Advn2rgirl

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee Practice... · 0 replies · +13 points

On a scale of 1 to Eponine, how friendzoned were you?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Baby Pesticide, Army R... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm guessing he's agin' it.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Satanic Temple Unveils... · 0 replies · +3 points

A unicorn like in The Cabin In The Woods, perhaps: http://youtu.be/9ArNmIMgeVg

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Satanic Temple Unveils... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Only two things come from Oklahoma, son! Satan and queers, and I don't see no hor...oh."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Who Are The Obamas Ins... · 1 reply · +16 points

Ghandi?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Rob Ford Tires Of Geor... · 5 replies · +9 points

You know, apparently, somewhere there is a Mrs. Rob Ford, she of the delicious (or at least plentiful) vajay-jay, and she's just got to be *mortified.*

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Kentucky Tea Party Wil... · 0 replies · +20 points

Ignorance can be cured but stupid is to the bone.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Feminists Hysterical · 0 replies · +27 points

Deciding "All right, then, I'll go to Hell" for theft rather than returning a runaway slave is a far cry from deciding "All right, then, I'll screw that kid."

The kid might "be hot." The kid might "want it." None of that relieves the adult of the responsibility not to screw the kid. Don't f*ck children. Period.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Completely De... · 5 replies · +12 points

AOT,K. Or is that forbidden? I forget.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia Judge In... · 0 replies · +2 points

And someone's got to lose a hand and attach some sort of weird, prosthetic device in its place.