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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 1 reply · +3 points

Apparently "vegetables contain enough oil to stir fry" according to this idiot. He must have fun scrubbing pots.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 3 replies · +4 points

At a cooking class last night (stir fry, ends in a meal), the poor demonstrating chef had to accommodate gluten free, nut free, OIL free (wut), vegetarian, vegan, vegan gluten free,vegetarian oil free (why or why is this a thing now) and dairy free but not vegan. Why are these people taking a group cooking class that ends in a meal, for pity's sake. This is why I stopped giving dinner parties.

The absolutely blank look on the chef's face was priceless.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +4 points

Now starts the real work of lying to voters and recasting Congressional and republican failures into Obama's fault (exhibit a: the success of the 1%. TOTALLY Obama's fault and nothing to do with Republican obfuscation on middle and working class relief.)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +3 points

"fell" overboard

ftfy

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +2 points

only after it rains

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +2 points

Furriner. 'nuff said

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh No, Zombie ACORN Co... · 1 reply · +4 points

So Trey Gowdy is a bottom, is what you're saying.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - NRA Warns Men: If You ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Mostly what I remember from AB is that Annette Benning had really hot sex and she's my age, so where's my hot sex.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yoga pants are the reason I won't join a health club (no matter how thin you are, yoga pants do nothing for a 60-yr-old butt)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Apparently we've also moved on from "any measures to legislate gun ownership = anti gun" to "any measures to legislate gun ownership = bigot, as in anti-gun 'bigot' because apparently you can be a bigot towards an inanimate object. Which really kinda just proves your original point re gun/personal attribute conflation.

Also too, I thought dick jokes was what Wonkette was for. Did I miss the memo about being serious and circumspect?

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