en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/845655 Comments by tinysagittarian http://nicoleisbetter.com/wolf-penis-pitch-black-darkness-and-my-obsession-with-chelsea-handler#IDComment66504948 So I am still waking up in the middle of the night after dreams of bizarre sea creatures and then I find long unending questions popping up in my head about that section of the site. Like: exactly how does a giant whale or horse dick get delivered to your home (and because it just can't seem to be said enough WHY?!)? I mean, how exactly does the UPS guy (or chick) lug that thing around all day? What happens when they get to your door? Aren't they like "Holy fuck this is a huge package (...totally unintended)? What the hell is it?" Then they ring your door bell and your all "It's a ...a...fishing rod...for catching whales...NO, NO not whales! It has nothing to do with whales!...barracuda...that's a fish right? Cause it sounds kind of dirty? Um...*signs for delivery, slams door* For some reason I have the overwhelming urge to find someone who will throw on a whale (shark) costume, run door to door with that thing, ring the bell, yell "Candy Gram!" and whip it out. Oh and yeah...it's official I now have Clifford induced PTSD. My shrink is gonna love this! Thu, 8 Apr 2010 02:53:29 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/wolf-penis-pitch-black-darkness-and-my-obsession-with-chelsea-handler#IDComment66504948 http://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-ads-riots-and-the-feasibility-of-carrying-another-human-being-in-a-sack-while-doing-dangerous-activities-like-almost-plummeting-to-ones-death#IDComment66158582 Hmmm, interesting. Facebook keeps asking me if I want ferrets. No lie. I did have ferrets, once. All of a sudden I'm confused what it's REALLY asking. Either way (bizarre kinky euphemism or real ferrets) I don't want any. Don't see a setting for species: Human, non-Furry. Tue, 6 Apr 2010 04:04:33 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-ads-riots-and-the-feasibility-of-carrying-another-human-being-in-a-sack-while-doing-dangerous-activities-like-almost-plummeting-to-ones-death#IDComment66158582 http://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-ads-riots-and-the-feasibility-of-carrying-another-human-being-in-a-sack-while-doing-dangerous-activities-like-almost-plummeting-to-ones-death#IDComment65380838 Yet another reason to be slightly (or very, I haven't made up my mind yet) mad I was adopted out of Colombia to cold, cold, ever so cold, Michigan. No, no I get the tired old "I trudged X miles up hill in the knee deep snow to get to school." I wonder if there is a zipline equivalent story like that over there? Fri, 2 Apr 2010 01:04:27 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-ads-riots-and-the-feasibility-of-carrying-another-human-being-in-a-sack-while-doing-dangerous-activities-like-almost-plummeting-to-ones-death#IDComment65380838