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Wonkette : Stephen Colbert Testifies To Congress About Serious Stuff

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:08:33 +0000

Colbert is a really great multi-tasker. He gets that the audience in the room are there for a different reason than the secondary audience and he exploits that discrepancy for huge effect (some of his other notable appearances have a simillar dynamic). He is also able to make a serious point and tell jokes at the same time.

Wonkette : RedState Guy Says Tom Friedman Acts Like a Jackass On Amtrak

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 15:55:55 +0000

Sometimes the only redeemable thing about two seperate people is that they despise each other.

Wonkette : Puppymilling Is Patriotic

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 21:27:39 +0000

Yeah he's old school. He was a fringe conspiracy theory guy back when that meant something different than just being a mainstram republican. Check out his cameo appearance in A Scanner Darkly for extra nostalgia.

Wonkette : Disgusting Daily Caller Guy Masturbates To Meghan McCain

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:54:21 +0000

So you spend your time demanding that other people's blogs change their editorial decisions to better fit your priorities? Your not an operative from the Politico here to "win our morning" are you?

Wonkette : Glenn Beck Doesn’t Care If His Fans Die

Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:34:08 +0000

You just described our current healthcare system plus a liftime supply of Vicodin and a free suicide class. I dare you to run on that platform and lose in 2010.

Wonkette : Failed SNL Comedienne Declares Sarah Palin the 'Perfect Feminist'

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 17:17:26 +0000

Its funnier if you read it in her voice

Wonkette : Arizona Sheriff Goes To New Hampshire, Hint Hint

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:01:57 +0000

well to be a stickler, In Alien3 they were a religeous brotherhood of prisoners who chose to stay behind after the rest of the inmates were transferred. I think SuperJail might be a closer comparisson warden-wise.

Wonkette : Maureen Dowd Wrote Something Mostly Good, With Gnomes!

Tue, 7 Sep 2010 21:34:54 +0000

Kings Quest is a reference I never expected anyone to make. It's like you saw Rileys nerd-reference post last week and got competetive.

Wonkette : Arizona GOP Hires Literal Hobos To Run For Office

Tue, 7 Sep 2010 19:26:12 +0000

When I was 16 I volunteered with Naders 2000 campaign. I was living in the suburbs of Seattle and our group consisted of about 7 people: two of us high-school age, and the other six middle aged. All of us were male, white, and socially hopeless. My mom voted for Nader that year. It was also the year my father, traditionally a republican, gave up voting altogether. Bush won president and It was the last time I was even the least bit idealistic about politics. Every kids gotta learn somehow.

Wonkette : Fellowship Of the Libtard Will Expose Frodo Tea Baggins' Racism

Fri, 3 Sep 2010 23:36:05 +0000

To most liberal bloggers, writing about serious democratic candidates is like a really dull term paper they know they will need to finish by the end of fall quarter, but for the time being they are just procrastinating.

Wonkette : Barry Would Love To See You In September

Fri, 3 Sep 2010 20:44:16 +0000

"... George W. Bush did describe her carpet as “inspiring” {and also “so fucking tight.”} What I have placed in curly-braces is known to some as "one joke over the line". Thank you Sara, for so often going one joke over the line.

Wonkette : Jan Brewer Not Really Ready For This 'Running For Governor' Thing

Thu, 2 Sep 2010 18:52:50 +0000

I really love how you just described all of these people as though you were tutoring them in summer-school english. Your doing wonders for those kids' self esteem.