Never! Welcome to HELL! Mwuhahahahahaha etc...

And here I'd thought that sulfur smell was due to dinner at the taqueria yesterday...

the whole thing's been building up to your usual speil. You are simply incapable of deviating from your script

Question: what's Ray's motivation for deviating?

Answer: there isn't one. His script makes him money, gives him a sense of importance, and allows him to feign self-righteousness in a world that otherwise made him feel pretty small.

Ray's in this for the long haul.

PS. Sorry Baldy, this was supposed to be a response to you...

"What does that make you?" asked the good minister.

"A sinner, I guess." The next statement made him shuffle in his seat­,

"Yes, but more specifically . . . a liar. Have you ever stolen something, even if it's small?" Jerry said he had.

"What does that make you?" "A thief, " came the answer.

Lame.

This poem flows really well if you imagine it rapped to the tune of the Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" track.

Fucking poetic meters - how do they work?

There is so much negativity in the world, why do you get sucked in by it?
Why don't you grow up
Irony doesn't get much more obvious than this...

Excellent prose!

Ray, take writing lessons from your critics.

How much a month do you pay for curbside pick up?

Something tells me you will avoid that meditation just as you have avoided all evidence and advice available to you in the past

I avoid that "meditation" just as you avoid contemplating whether you might worship the wrong deity.

Cheers John

I thought Lucille called it...

I wonder if this current "In-The-News" issue of ground/pulzerized BABY capsules confiscated in South Korea makes you change your tune

South Korea = China? Now that IS news...

PS. only kidding. It's a gruesome story, and I do not think kind thoughts of the people who make or sell anything like it. However, it's entirely possible for you to accurately describe the details of a contemporary story while simultaneously being wrong about the existence of gods.

You also need to consider the tone and content of your posting history, and how that would likely impact your credibility with the readers of any blog or forum.