I wouldn't say it was up there with Vajazzling... that is more of a visual thing where as this seems more of a hygiene thing. Like getting a massage or sitting in a jacuzzi. So yeah, I'd do it but as with massages and jacuzzis it isn't something I'd go out special to get but maybe as part of a nice spoiling for an anniversary with my wife. Sure thing.

I've never been to Vegas. Part of me wonders what I'd do there. I hear good things about the buffets. The other part of me imagines that it is like Bachelor Party. Not mine, we rode Go Carts and ate Chicken wings at mine. Awesome by the way. No, I imagine Vegas is like that old Tom Hanks movie before he became a 'serious actor'.. the one with Tawny Kittain.

Speaking of which... do any of the Toy with Mes know what they were doing with the hand beater in that movie?

I've never really been a fan of food and sex when it involves me. When it involves someone else it can be sexy however. Both Pudding and Jello are highly amusing when it involves girls rolling around in it.. both for the sexy and for the funny.

This really is one of the worse food network photoshoots. Giada really is pretty sexy but I always get distracted by the size of her head. Both the Rachel Ray and Cat Cora picture sets did a better job.

Watching a whole lot of Style network has taught me that no matter what field you're in, you should always put a certain level of effort towards appearance because how people view you matters. But mostly that just translates into not showing off your belly in the office and avoiding kitty ear hats no matter how cute you think they are.

Also, while how to give blowjob articles are cool. I'm a man. I appreciate the effort. How to teach your man to love cunnilingus and do it right strikes me as having more long term rewards.

I remember the very front page of 'A Hand in the Bush' has a warning that essentially says 'If you do this you could die' but I always thought that that warning was for the person on the receiving end, not the person providing the the fist. You learn something new every day.

What I did was head over to home depot and bought one of those simple plastic $20 toolboxes with space to put a padlock. Then that goes in the closet. Its not the most convenient place so the condoms and lube live in the bedside table and the cuffs and fancy vibrators come out for special occasions.

Heh... 'Mrs. Darktouch'.

I can just imagine trying to tell the little guy to stay away from the pole. We might need to move the bed. Maybe in the sewing room?

From a guy's perspective, it comes down to your ability to negotiate yourself a hot wife. If you do a bad job then you only have yourself to blame. On the other hand, I'd rather negotiate with a hot woman than with her dad.

One of my friends once said: "Women are soft and curvy and beautiful. Men are lumpy and hairy and shouldn't be seen by the light of day."

That said, since this is about jumping the tracks, my wife still occassionally teases me about the little man-crush I had on Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 fame (not to be confused with Rob Thomas of Veronica Mars fame).

My wife went to an all girls school but there were guys who 'visited'. One of the other visiting guys told me once that his girl in the dorms did that. Personally, I've never so much as had a wet dream. Sexy dream yes, wet dream no. I take comfort in the fact that I sleep like the dead and get the rest from it.