Haha, what about the "ANONYMOUS LETTER?"

Thanks for the mad props, Jon. Linking this on my blog NOW.

While driving one of our 3 vans home from camp a couple weeks ago, I failed to notice that we had teens showering passing cars with bits of Lucky Charms cereal. And here I thought the fight contained itself to just the inside of the van. Apparently they were peppering the small pieces of cereal with consistency that would emanate a prison camp water drip torture, which promptly explained why I had drivers screaming past me whilst throwing gestures generally reserved for the most harsh of exchanges.

This is why I argued against getting our church name and emblem decals put in huge print on the side of all our vans.