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9 years ago @ The Toast - Femslash Friday: T... · 1 reply · +52 points

When I was about 13 I had a crush on a goth girl at school (who was aggressively uninteresd in me) and I tried to win her affection by creating a D&D adventure based on The Craft that we could play together.

It...it didn't work out.

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Personal History of ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Caitlin! I'm normally a huge asshole but I'm going to set that aside and say that if you're on this site making this kind of sharp comment, things are gonna work out for you. Keep being awesome!

(Toasties, did you see this! She's 17 and talking about her experiences! EVERYONE NEEDS TO COME OVER HERE AND SUPPORT HER.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

When the misandrist revolution comes, we'll just sit quietly in the corner debating combo decks. Legions of women will be filling the streets, gleefully displaying heads on pikes. But we'll be spared because the three of us will be juuuuust boring enough to be inoffensive.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +35 points

If you're anything like me, we can hang out and play Magic: The Gathering together.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You’r... · 0 replies · +23 points

YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH WISDOM AFTER GROWING UP IN THE SUBURBS OF CHICAGO.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You’r... · 0 replies · +4 points

Oh no. Just....oh dear.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You’r... · 0 replies · +38 points

Eventually one of the women who was Not Like Other Girls transitions (written in the skeeviest way possible) because she recognizes how much better male society is? Or something?

9 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You’r... · 10 replies · +114 points

This is all too close to the bone.

Also, in my MFA there was a guy who wrote a story about a steampunk London that had become a utopia after expelling all women except for a few they kept as prostitutes. He had a tiny ponytail and was 34 at the time.

9 years ago @ The Toast - At Least They Left Me ... · 0 replies · +26 points

Oh man, one time I was squatting during this university athlete conditioning class, and while attempting 5kg past my personal best, the coach gets in my face and says "I want to see your butt touch your heels, then stay there for 5 seconds!" and I did it! I deep squatted with a delay past my personal best on regular squat. Then I tried it again and got completely stuck, oh well.

ALL I WANT TO DO is tell that story, but it's actually pretty boring to most people, so thank you for giving me this forum! Weight-lifting is fun and no one will convince me otherwise.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Citizens of Gotham... · 2 replies · +36 points

Citizens of Metropolis are dumber, given that in the 60's Superman confessed he was Clark Kent by CARVING IT INTO THE MOON with his heat vision and everyone just...forgot about it for no reason?

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