I'm guessing the coffee came back for "Tabitha". Or Timothy.

My parents are French, and whilst I don't keep count, the number of times people lazily read Stéphane as Stephanie... their surprise at being confronted with a short bearded guy never gets old. I normally just tell people my name is Steve.

Legal aid lawyers are among the best paid public servants in the land. Routinely, they earn over half a million pounds a year, with some topping £1 million of taxpayers’ money

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