"…the personification of those “Stay Calm and Carry On” posters you see everywhere."

Don't know where you've been hanging around, Ann, but the ones I see everywhere say "Keep Calm and Carry On."

"That I suspect is the only way to make everybody happy, except for the majority of canadians.. "
Sadly, Peter, the majority of Canadians voted for parties other than the Conservatives. And they all appear to be left of Tory. So you seem to have finished off your rant by kneecapping yourself.
My love to Helena!