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13 years ago @ Toy With Me - My Take On How To Have... · 0 replies · +2 points

get a we-vibe... seriously... best. sex. EVER!!!!

and all the things you said. I think the #1 best advice I've ever used/heard/given is to have good communication. If you can tell your partner what you like, what wasn't so great, and things you'd like to try with an open mind (and a sense of humour) sex never gets boring and usually turns out great!

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - Men And Strong Powerfu... · 1 reply · +1 points

I don't think it's so much that they want "powerful" or "weak"... I think they want women who don't bullshit. I think men have grown tired of the cliched woman who says "I'm FINE!" when really- she wants to kick his ass for being a dickhead.

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - Too Tired For Sex - Ho... · 0 replies · +1 points

A bedroom door that locks and mandatory nap time for EVERYONE!! My daughter is nine now... so she usually whines and bitches about weekend siesta- I tell her to go nap or go outside and I don't care which but mommy and daddy are TAKING A NAP!!!

I don't think we're actually fooling anyone... but I get to have the sex... so I don't care! :P

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - Sex In The Suburbs · 1 reply · +1 points

On a completely unrelated note... I must say I totally <3 the "it gets the hose" reference... My status on FB this morning:

it puts the coffee in an IV and hooks it to my veins... it puts the coffee in my veins or it gets the hose again...

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - Sex In The Suburbs · 1 reply · +1 points

Better hand me a rainbow bandana then.... :P

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - How Not To Talk Dirty ... · 0 replies · +2 points

lmao.... that's why it's always safest to stick with "Oh God!!"

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - How Not To Talk Dirty ... · 4 replies · +2 points

forget the dirty talk- learn how to moan first.... it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay easier!!

You can start off quiet, and then build it up. "oh!" and "oh YES!" are the easiest dirty-talk words in the english language. Heh- and if you're feeling really kinky- kill two birds with one stone: roleplaying AND dirty talk- scream "mon dieu!!!" (that's my god in french)... In my experience, most men don't give two hoots WHAT you scream in bed, as long as it's done with emphasis. Recite your to-do list for the next day, just make it moany...:P

13 years ago @ Toy With Me - Condoms For Kids - How... · 0 replies · +1 points

I was 14 when I lost my virginity consensually. He was 16.... That was 15 years ago...

While I am horrified and dismayed that there is a need for condoms specially fitted for the 12-14 age set, it IS a necessary evil. Having worked in a pediatrician's office I have seen firsthand the devastation faced by a child of only 12, 13 or 14 facing pregnancy. Add to that devastation the fact that many of these children thought that they were "safe" because they used condoms- not knowing that an improperly fitting condom is worse than useless!

My own daughter is now 9 and not a day goes by that I don't pray and hope that she will wait until she's at least in her 20's before initiating sexual activity. However, I will not sit on my laurels and leave her unprepared in the eventuality that she does decide to engage in sexual activity; and if that involves purchasing teeny-tiny condoms for wee children, then so be it!

14 years ago @ Toy With Me - Serial Adultery = Seri... · 1 reply · +1 points

I used to be friends with a "serial mistress". The woman seriously couldn't get enough of married/ otherwise spoken-for men. She honestly had it in her head that SHE was so much better than other women, that she would NEVER make the same mistakes that her "boyfriends" wives made- SHE would be the perfect wife.

I pointed out to her that if she kept f'ing married men- she was never going to BE anyone's wife. She hasn't talked to me since... I guess the truth hurts!!

14 years ago @ Toy With Me - Serial Adultery = Seri... · 0 replies · +1 points

I used to be friends with a "serial mistress". The woman seriously couldn't get enough of married/ otherwise spoken-for men. She honestly had it in her head that SHE was so much better than other women, that she would NEVER make the same mistakes that her "boyfriends" wives made- SHE would be the perfect wife

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