mattythegooch

mattythegooch

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80 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - 20 resumes so wrong th... · 0 replies · +1 points

You fear for our youth?

I weep for our future......

81 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish.........

81 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - High school basketball... · 0 replies · -25 points

Mac went from chive intern to high school basketball ball star!!!

81 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Cue the 'Jaws" soundtr... · 0 replies · +6 points

That bitch doesn't understand how bread turns into toast.

81 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Chivettes bored at wor... · 1 reply · +10 points

jackpot. #26

81 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - I miss college....(62 ... · 0 replies · +1 points

who fucking cares.

82 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Johnny Knoxville's tri... · 2 replies · -13 points

homo-erotisism at it's finest.

82 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - DIY football food stad... · 0 replies · -1 points

7 layer dip comes in its own retractable dome..........

84 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 0 replies · 0 points

I hosting a Super Bowl fun-raiser for this affliction of "Camel-toesis".......please donate so we can keep this poor girl in skimpy bikini bottoms......#42

84 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - There Are Sexy Chivers... · 0 replies · +26 points

#69!! haha....69

If every seed is sacred, then I just committed Genocide in my tube sock.......