You sound like my dad. lol But my dad gives into temptation. He says he'd rather die young and happy and full (of sugar) than old and miserable and eating food he doesn't like.

Maybe you could try sending him to a daycare center if you can afford it? I know many people, including my aunt, who send their toddlers to daycare to socialize him with other kids his own age and to give mommy some sanity time.

Maybe JB Weld will help fix stupid. It fixes even more than duct tape!

I'm stealing your questions for my blog today. =]