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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Helpfully Exp... · 0 replies · +11 points

Every batter he struck out? You DO mean Hall Of Fame pitcher Whitey Ford, right?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh Happy Day! The Sara... · 0 replies · +3 points

Any word on when they're showing the Green Acres reruns?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Having Big S... · 0 replies · +5 points

Sure, since the Mitt Romney app photo sharing function went so well: http://wonkette.com/473937/send-us-your-dumb-romn...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Won't Meet ... · 0 replies · +2 points

The real reason Perry was not initially going to meet Obama is that the Chain Drive closed last weekend.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Walmart: 'Work Makes Y... · 0 replies · +10 points

That explains those snazzy yellow star pins they've started selling recently.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Dadaist Robbers Commit... · 0 replies · +14 points

At least they didn't deconstruct the guns after stealing them.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Bulletproof Blanke... · 4 replies · +36 points

The well regulated militia will know to shoot around the blankets.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Widows, Please Stop Ma... · 0 replies · +23 points

And kids, that's How I Vote-Frauded Your Mother.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Fred Phelps Is In Heav... · 0 replies · +20 points

We can only hope that when Phelps reached the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there to yell “ROCK LOBSTER! DOWN! DOWN!” before pulling the lever for the trapdoor under Phelps’ feet.

Less Fred Phelps, more Fred Schneider.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Both Christians And Mu... · 7 replies · +16 points

Is this movie going to show the part where Ham puts it up Noah's pooper?

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