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11 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Bachelorette Recap... · 0 replies · +1 points

I had the exact same thought about Ryan's dog. There's no way he's a regular jogging partner... I hope he sues Ryan for legal ilberation for making him film that segment.

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - undefined · 0 replies · +1 points

You are not wrong with the Khloe Kardashian observation. I was going to bring it up in the comments today if you didn't mention it in the post.

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Bachelor Recap: Oh... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh, I almost forgot... My wife correctly pointed out that Courtney has a special little Rabbit baby-voice that she uses when she talks to Ben. It serves no purpose except to spin the hate knob all the way to 11...

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Bachelor Recap: Oh... · 2 replies · +1 points

I, like all civilized, well-adjusted human beings, despise Courtney (or at least the version of her we get to see through the magic of editing). However, I was glad to see Emily go home. I thought my brain was going to rupture when she started a statement about Courtney by saying, "I'm not going to talk about Courtney, but..." She was literally unable to function in the absence of a live feud, and it cost her.

Also, other things that elementary school teachers say weirdly: HAIR-ess-ment (harassment) and ma-TOUR (mature).

Also also, I'm thinking for next season they should just combine The Bachelor/ette and Fear Factor. Thoughts?

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Bachelor Recap: In... · 0 replies · +2 points

"BUT if you are going to be on TV, it is imperative that you NEVER wear it because the only people who do this are the girls from Toddlers and Tiaras and Courtney." Don't forget rap icons, Knox...

"K: On a scale of 1 to parliament today was blue." My favorite line of the week.

Also, for all the "Ben is a caveman" talk over the last year, I can't believe that didn't come up when he was wearing a loincloth. Was that just the low-hanging fruit?

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Monday Morning Mea... · 0 replies · +1 points

Great stuff, as usual.

On another note - what's with the new logo? Was it just time for a change, or did the Will Ferrell media machine drop the hammer on you?

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Bachelor Recap: He... · 1 reply · +1 points

The worst thing about Harrison Plug's ring is that it looks strangely like a diamond solitair engagement ring. In fact, it looks a whole lot like my wife's engagement ring. Man wearing an index finger ring - awful. Man wearing a diamond solitaire index finger ring - totally unconscionable.

12 years ago @ WordPress blog at kevi... - Google Voice Spasm · 1 reply · +1 points

I used to use Google Voice, mostly for the voicemail features, (Which, by the way, it is more difficult than necessary to STOP using...), and I got a few of these gems. My favorite one was when I got a transcript of a voicemail from my mom that was riddled with profanity. I just laughed, because I know my mom doesn't talk like that. It was a funny thing to imagine, though.

12 years ago @ http://www.knoxmccoy.com/ - The Bachelor Recap: Ho... · 2 replies · +1 points

I am so, so, so, so glad you're doing these recap posts again, Knox. I literally force myself through episodes each week in anticipation of the following morning's recaps. Thanks for making the Bachelor/ette bearable!

12 years ago @ The Pursuit of God - Reader Question: Comfo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ouch... I can see why that would be uncomfortable.