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13 years ago @ tylerstanton.com - My Bio · 0 replies · +1 points

T-Stant, sign my shoe!

13 years ago @ tylerstanton.com - Cancel Cable and Still... · 0 replies · +1 points

This is great info...

I can faintly hear cable company executives everywhere crying "Nooooooooooo!!!"

13 years ago @ tylerstanton.com - Arbitrary Thoughts · 0 replies · +1 points

My 4-year-old had her first nose bleed a couple of weeks ago in the car on a long trip. We were just riding along, when my wife noticed blood dripping down out of my daughter's nose. Now, my daughter is deathly scared of blood - she thinks she's dying when she gets a small scratch. So my wife acted quickly, hoping to keep her from seeing the blood. Only, whenever we put a Kleenex up to my daughter's nose, she's been trained to blow (like if her nose is snotty). So, she blew. Blood. Went. Everywhere. It took hours to clean it up, and there's still stains everywhere. Good luck ever selling that car in the future...they'll think a murder occurred there.

13 years ago @ tylerstanton.com - My Athletic Lowlights · 1 reply · +1 points

Senior year, on the basketball team. Due to an injury of our center, I'm forced to play in a game that decides whether we go to the playoffs. We're down by 3 points before the half, and somehow I get the ball at mid-court with no one near me. 3 seconds left. I dribble down the court. Everyone is screaming "SHOOT IT!", but instead I dribble in for a layup. It takes longer than 3 seconds for me to get to the basket. The timer goes off. I never shoot the ball.

Needless to say, I didn't play in the second half (our injured center played better than me...). We won the game, but no thanks to my lack of awareness.

I feel for you, man! I've been right there. Dude, I need a hug... Is it alright if I call you dude?

13 years ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Listening to devil music. · 0 replies · +8 points

This post was fly....like a G6....whatever that is....

13 years ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - The rarest church musi... · 0 replies · +1 points

My grandmother bought an electric organ from a garage sale, and I helped her bring it home. No one knew how to play it - she had to ask me how to turn it on (which I had to play with all the knobs and switches to figure that out). When I turned it on, I didn't realize the volume was all the way up, and I played a note (which amazingly was a trombone-like-sound!!) and blew out the speakers. True story. Worst $100 my grandmother ever spent. Or I should say, worst $100 she ever spent, only to have me screw it up... Pity...

13 years ago @ tylerstanton.com - 3 Questions · 0 replies · +1 points

1) Psych
2a) Dallas
2b) Software Developer
3) I'm 50/50...I work on a Mac at work, but still have to have a side of Windows, in order to work with the rest of the world. If I won a contest and was given a Mac, I'd be overjoyed. If I had to go by a new laptop, I couldn't afford a Macbook, so I'd be a PC for sure.

13 years ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Win a copy of Lecrae's... · 0 replies · +1 points

I bought Rehab last Friday...cuz I like to keep it krunk...for Christ...

So anyway, that's the last album I bought. If I won another album, I would use it to spread world peace and would definitely not use it as a coaster, even though my wife hates condensation rings on our tables. And I'd wear a hoodie or t-shirt to work and instantly convert all my co-workers to Jesus-anity. So I think I should win.

Word to your mother.

13 years ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Passing the prayer at ... · 0 replies · +3 points

My grandfather, who raised me, always just had the opinion that it was the man's responsibility to say the prayer at dinner, and he almost always did.

Now that I'm the man of the house, I'm not quite this responsible. I usually pull #5 and have my daughter pray. She always ends with

Amen,
brother Ben,
shot a goose,
and killed a hen.

So it makes for dinner AND entertainment.

13 years ago @ tylerstanton.com - Pet Peeves XVI · 1 reply · +1 points

People who decide to enter the interstate on-ramp going as slow as possible, then coming to a complete stop because cars are coming... Isn't that the purpose of an on-ramp? To speed up so that you can merge with that traffic? I've seen a few on-ramps that were roughly the length of my desk at work, and those I might understand, but when they give you 1.43 miles to match the speed of traffic, then merge with it, I think it's best if you don't decide to come to a complete stop when I'm behind you. And the 18-wheeler behind me agrees... :)

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