Jed Bartlet

Jed Bartlet

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11 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 0 replies · +15 points

"One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President pegs, NOBODY sits."

11 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 2 replies · +8 points

"Charlie, my father gave this to me, and his father gave it to him, and now I'm giving it to you... Take a look. The fully tapered bolster allows for pegging the entire edge of the blade."

11 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 4 replies · +11 points

"In the future, if you're wondering: 'Crime. Boy, I don't know', is when I decided to peg your ass."

11 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 6 replies · +10 points

"CJ, if blood is gushing from the head wound you just received from a stampeding herd of bison, YOU'LL do the pegging."

11 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 8 replies · +24 points

President Bartlet: the Commander-in-Chief doesn't get pegged. Although Abby's hinted more than once that she'd be up for it.

Sam Seaborn: loves it. LOVES it. Gets what he pays for.

Josh Lyman: quite likes the idea, but just, y'know, too damn busy to try it? Donna will go there if he insists, but he's never directly asked. The issue hangs between them.

Toby Ziegler: serves at the pleasure of the President. I don't think I need to say any more.

Will Bailey: hell yes, although I might be thinking of David Rosen.

Leo McGarry: "What's pegging?"

Charlie Young: the body man. Again I don't think I need to say any more.

15 years ago @ Heresy Corner - Legal jeopardy and an ... · 0 replies · +3 points

I would have thought your penultimate paragraph is key here. I am a private individual, not a newspaper editor. Strictly speaking, I don’t have the faintest idea of the terms of any super-injunction taken out by anyone. Nothing has been intimated to me, or served on me. Is my only safe course to refrain from speculating in any way about any celebrity, in case I inadvertently breach an injunction?

15 years ago @ And another thing... - A blessed relief · 0 replies · +2 points

Great shame. I hope you'll keep your Twitter feed going.

15 years ago @ And another thing... - Considering the Iron Lady · 2 replies · 0 points

A thoughtful piece, Tom. I think it's the matters you raise in your third paragraph for which history will judge her most harshly: she accelerated Britain's industrial/manufacturing decline, and in so doing created a whole generation of people who grew up without a wage-earner in the house. Modern Conservatives are only entitled to complain about the "dependency culture" and the "underclass" if they first disavow her economic legacy.

Compared to that the poll tax is less significant, yet it was ultimately the issue which brought her down. (And it was introduced, as history often forgets, because of the anticipated reaction to property revaluation in Scotland, not because of some desire to treat Scotland as a testing ground.)

15 years ago @ And another thing... - The end is nigh · 2 replies · +1 points

Would your Twitter account go the same way?

15 years ago @ Heresy Corner - Has Professor Nutts go... · 1 reply · 0 points

Your argument that alcohol doesn't harm others is a species of the American right-to-bear-firearms maxim that "guns don't kill people, people kill people", and it's just as slippery a way of trying to evade the link between alcohol and public harm. The British love a drink, of course, and would sooner not hear about that link, but it's there all right. Ask any casualty doctor, or police officer, or battered wife, or anyone who (as Greg and Shuggy point out) wants to go out in a city centre of a weekend. The counter-argument - that alcohol can't be all bad because some people like it - really doesn't stand up to much scrutiny.

It's precisely because the culture of excessive consumption of alcohol is so embedded in British society that some sort of coercive method needs to be found to turn that culture around. I would start with minimum pricing myself.