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Oh, Terry definitely knows how to work his boomstick. Check it out in #3.
You win this time, common sense. *shakes fist*
Yes, 8x10, one chair, one light bulb, one length of rope and one pair of needle -nose pliers.
Seeing as it was a continuous sentence, you're wrong. You're just getting smarter and smarter now, aren't you?
Women, for the love of all that is good and right; please stop mating with these guys.
Who the hell would want someone that stupid as the father of their impressionable young human?
I see Jake has been hanging out in Washington again....
I want to grab them by the head and shake the shit out of em.
Yeah, seriously, I make a couple of silly jokes, and it's like a pack of wild dogs up there. OMG what is humor? We no understandy!