@MG Siegler: Almost had me convinced that, by the title admission of being an iPhone lover, you might be able to take an objective look at the EVO 4G.

But as so many others have said here, you seem to have a distinct dislike of the freedom of choice provided by the device and its Android OS.

I'm a fan of Android, tech blogger and contributing editor as well, and while I have a distinct dislike for Apple products (for exactly the opposite reasons you dislike Android) I endeavor to keep my bias out of any kind of review I write and publish.

It seems like you went into this review with your mind already made up, and if you do that, you shouldn't be publishing your opinion to the web.

All of this only matters if Robot Unicorn Attack is one of the playable games.

It won't run a Snapdragon. Not when Samsung has their own 1 GHz Hummingbird Cortex A8 which matches or bests the current 1 GHz Snapdragons in pretty much every way.

My profile should contain the link to my article on the subject.