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10 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +4 points

That's like The Joker, right? They can NEVER keep him in jail!

16 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +12 points

You jueviniles WOULD make fun of an innocent typo!

16 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 3 replies · +18 points

Not until they make it out of the queue, muahahaha!

19 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 3 replies · +40 points

Like a juevinile.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Stumbles Into... · 3 replies · +10 points

Oh, I dunno about "soft." When Bill Clinton was criticized for being sarcastic toward Jesse Helms (Oh! The incivility!), Molly wrote

The lead on two TV networks was that he had waxed somewhat sarcastic on the subject of Sen. Jesse Helms. Anyone who can limit his reaction to Helms to mild sarcasm deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That poisonous old hate sow, suckling all the little hate pigs - if ignorance is bliss, that man must be ecstatic (My own civility has distinct limits).

Of all the descriptions of Jesse Helms, ever, "poisonous old hate sow, suckling all the little hate pigs" has to be one of the best.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Stumbles Into... · 1 reply · +5 points

I sit corrected!

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Stumbles Into... · 1 reply · +21 points

"Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?"

-- Groucho Marx

1 day ago @ Wonkette - At The New York Times,... · 0 replies · +20 points

they prefer not to get shot

See, they always want preferential treatment, these people.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - At The New York Times,... · 2 replies · +10 points

You misunderstimate my ability to look right at the name "Michael" and type "Matthew." Same part of my brain turns Kentucky into Tennessee and Alberta into Saskatchewan.

Fixed.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - At The New York Times,... · 0 replies · +23 points

Ken Ham, I'd bet.