Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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7 hours ago @ Wonkette - Eric Holder Will Save ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Nor any more there ain't. (Holsters the Hammer of Loving Correction)

17 hours ago @ Wonkette - Stupidest Man On Inter... · 3 replies · +3 points

Just the PhD kind.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

I heard u liek Mudkips...

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Missouri Governor, A.G... · 0 replies · +3 points

I came SO close to making that reference, but who gets THAT anymore?

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Very Sane Reactions To... · 0 replies · +3 points

Thanks -- Updating post!

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Paul Ryan Has A 'Book,... · 0 replies · +11 points

At one point, police said his actions caused the governor to back up toward her security detail.

In other words, it was upsetting enough to make it a complete fluster cluck.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

Bravo! Also, rest assured that we'd never actually ban anyone for quoting Tom Bombadil, and you didn't need to delete it!

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 0 replies · +12 points

I don't care, just as long as he stops squishing the fucking bread.

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 1 reply · +3 points

This commenter has been banned

I kid!!!!

Not by much.

EDIT: aww, geeze, you didn't really have to delete the Tom B lines! I really, truly was kidding. Now I feel like a big ol' Nazgul or something.

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Congratulations, Depor... · 0 replies · +3 points

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