Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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8 hours ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 2 replies · +20 points

Ehh, I stoled it from the comments from months ago. I'm in the right place to swipe stuff!

13 hours ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Decides He... · 3 replies · +31 points

Has Donald Trump taken credit for forcing him out yet?

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Florida School Board M... · 0 replies · +7 points

Jeeze, we link straight to it and still you ask?

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Florida School Board M... · 0 replies · +11 points

Slylock Fox awards you a Reeky Rat t-shirt!

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Hero Alabama Chief Jus... · 1 reply · +5 points

Centaurs, obviously.

Or so I've heard.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Snowma... · 0 replies · +2 points

I have no idea what nonexistent typo you're talking about, and thank you.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Find Huge Sca... · 2 replies · +4 points

That's what I get when I try to remember things -- corrected! I just knew it wasn't Bobby.

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye, Northeast Uni... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ancient Music

Winter is icumen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damm you; Sing: Goddamm.
Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
So 'gainst the winter's balm.
Sing goddamm, damm, sing goddamm,
Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.

--Ezra Pound

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Christian Town In Mich... · 3 replies · +52 points

Young Goodman Ruthrauff hath mayde mee to spitte Pepsie upon my boarde of keyes.

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye, Northeast Uni... · 0 replies · +22 points

Ow. Apply bacon (best taken internally).