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"Fuck you, wonkette, for debasing MLP FIM. Burn in hell."
As promised, we offer this clarification: To the best of our knowledge, Big McIntosh has never run for elective office.
For that matter, the actual mechanics of Equestria's political system are a matter of much speculation, mostly in fanfic, the best of which tends to evoke Sir Pterry Pratchett.
I think I may need to start drinking now to prepare for writing next Sunday's post...
Actually, please don't.
Or maybe all the whaling stuff just put him to sleep.
Um. If you can, of course.