Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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6 days ago @ Equestria Daily - Discussion: What Kind ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Obsolete technology metaphor nitpick: It's "gone through the wringer," from the oldentimes two-roller device that you would run your clothes through after washing and rinsing them, so they'd dry a little faster on the clothesline.

Granny Smith probably still uses one, not trusting these newfangled warshing machines with their spin cycles. Blamed things could fly to pieces and hurt somepony!

5 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +1 points

Anybody want a peanut?

5 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +5 points

I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be whistling in the dark.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +3 points

As I read the last paragraph on the first page, it was a Bush administration policy, though they note that C. Boyden Gray started drafting it during the transition.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 1 reply · +7 points

Nah, not so much. From a bit of searching, it looks like he dabbled in "Christian Identity" nonsense, which is to Christianity what Charles Manson is to Beatles fandom.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 1 reply · +23 points

Tyson never should have listed God as "Alan Smithee" in the Cosmos credits.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 0 replies · +16 points

West Virginia: 1.8 Million Residents And Almost That Many Teeth

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +2 points

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Stop With The H... · 0 replies · +14 points

NorthStar, to avoid confusion, I jumped in and added "in the CNBC comments" to underline that you're calling out the clueless. Hope you don't mind -- Dok Zoom

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Mom Drops Challe... · 0 replies · +3 points

One of the Dallas Morning News pieces mentioned it; the group is the brainchild of Janine Turner, the Northern Exposure who turned wingnut