Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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16 minutes ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

as anyone knows, it's "denginerate" anyway

18 hours ago @ Wonkette - Los Angeles Science Te... · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh, I recognized one of those kids! Big Science was awesome.

18 hours ago @ Wonkette - Old Handsome Joe Biden... · 1 reply · +7 points

Liar! It's MS-Paint.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - US Airways' Tweet Of A... · 1 reply · +1 points

Well, yes, but the press release wasn't given to Insider Business...

2 days ago @ Wonkette - US Airways' Tweet Of A... · 0 replies · +13 points

Too late, more like : )

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin Republicans ... · 1 reply · +6 points

My brain is an untidy place today. Read "Milwaukee" and typed "Madison." Updated --
Thanks!

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Pretty Sure... · 3 replies · +20 points

See update, with explanation.

Wonkette would regret the error if it mattered.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Rich Lady Calls Cops O... · 12 replies · +83 points

“Jesus is not a vagrant, Jesus is not a helpless person who needs our help. We need someone who is capable of meeting our needs, not someone who is also needy.”

"Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?"

It's like some of these "Christians" wandered out of central casting.

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 2 replies · +17 points

The seven dwarves were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone … Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

--George Carlin, Toledo Window Box

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +29 points

True enough. It's partly the Texasizing of textbooks, and partly the wimpiness of the textbook industry, too.

Add in the tendency of history classes to cram everything after WWII into the last three weeks of the Spring term...