Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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43 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Japan\'s Rainbow Dash.... · 0 replies · +3 points

This couldn't be much worse than actual Japanese pizza. There are many fine meals to be had in Nihon. Pizza is seldom among them.

45 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #1684... · 0 replies · +11 points

39: "Ziggers"? Really? Having a hard time thinking of a scenario in which that's not a thinly-veiled racist epithet.

50 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - \"Canterlot Boutique\"... · 0 replies · +2 points

But... but... If there are saddles, then there MUST humans to sit in them!!!

-- entry from Lyra's diary

51 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Video: William Anderso... · 0 replies · +4 points

Only way to improve the performance would have been to have Lee Tockar step onstage to recite Gummy's Soliloquy.

(OK, and to have banished shouty guy to the moon)

53 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Animation: Good Mornin... · 0 replies · +1 points

I was sort of hoping that while they were sailing around the harbor they'd see poor Detective McNulty, assigned to the boat again.

54 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Editorial: What Does T... · 0 replies · +1 points

On the other hand, when women started talking about wanting to VOTE...

56 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Story Updates - July 2... · 0 replies · +1 points

Haven't gotten to the sequel yet, but the original is very good.

59 weeks ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 2 replies · +91 points

Tonstant Weader called CPS.

60 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Season 5 Episode 12 - ... · 0 replies · +1 points

If Twilight makes a regular practice of jumping inside books, she's eventually going to run into Thursday Next.

Most likely in a fanfic, but still....

60 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Season 5 Episode 12 - ... · 0 replies · +3 points

His Chewie episodes are even worse. Not a gemstone left intact.