Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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9 hours ago @ Wonkette - Homeschool Mom Disprov... · 0 replies · +2 points

Just LOOK at it.

9 hours ago @ Wonkette - Homeschool Mom Disprov... · 0 replies · +6 points

Oh, easy-peasy -- that's merely microevolution -- a change within a biblical "kind". For some creos, here's no such thing as species, just "kinds," because Noah took 2 of each kind of animal on the ark. So changes within a kind is OK, but you'll never see e coli become a butterfly, so there.

10 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 1 reply · +5 points

I wondered about that, too!

10 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +8 points

The Banhammer of Loving Correction primarily falls upon people who make Dear Shitferbrains three times -- or in Spud The Truth's case, in two editions, but with three comments of overwhelming dumbth. Approved commenters who violate the Rules generally get a warning, and if a comment is sufficiently egregious, it may get deleted. We only do IP bans of existing commenters following repeated and/or seriously dickish violations, and it's extremely rare.

Or if someone does something really stupid, like insisting that Applejack is Best Pony.

10 hours ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +4 points

My impression was that they thought we were being racist toward Lemon, maybe. Or persecuting Cosby?

15 hours ago @ Wonkette - Homeschool Mom Disprov... · 0 replies · +3 points

They're hiding it.

15 hours ago @ Wonkette - Homeschool Mom Disprov... · 0 replies · +5 points

Lots and lots of unbelieving laughs.

15 hours ago @ Wonkette - Homeschool Mom Disprov... · 1 reply · +10 points

On the other hand, Jesus Built my Hotrod.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Ted Nugent All Racist ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Don't even get me started on those bastards. Never shoulda let 'em outta the Great Rift Valley.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Will Fox News Accuse F... · 1 reply · +9 points

Hey, on weeks when Gary's not available, you want to sit in on the Peggy Noonan gig?