It's in a post I wrote, but I have a sneaking feeling I stoled it from chatcave -- it really sounds like something Gary would come up with. Mighta been Alex or DDM, too.
I don't mind telling you gentlemen I'm barely holding my fudge.
What's that watermelon doing there?
Excuse me, I was talking REAL Batman. You know, the one in the comics.
There are some real classics out there. Anyone who distributes them instead of Halloween candy deserves to get their house egged. (On that note, the very tract linked here suggests including Chick tracts with a bag of candy, not instead of candy)
Trick question! Billo is an "independent!"
Thanks for that reply -- and as a relentlessly civilian person, that makes me think of Tim O'Brien's "How to Tell a True War Story":
A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue, nor suggest models of proper human behavior, nor restrain men from doing the things men have always done. If a story seems moral, do not believe it. If at the end of a war story you feel uplifted, or if you feel that some small bit of rectitude has been salvaged from the larger waste, then you have been made the victim of a very old and terrible lie. There is no rectitude whatsoever. There is no virtue. As a first rule of thumb, therefore, you can tell a true war story by its absolute and uncompromising allegiance to obscenity and evil.
They'd riot, because of course any such "vaccine" would just be an excuse to inject RFID chips and steal their mana.
So sorry to hear this! Cancer sucks in all the ways there are to suck. Good thoughts flying to both of you. And avoid watching the news unless politics is fun for you!
My bad. Had "Democrat" in original version of the headline but I shoulda included in story as well. Will fix!