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15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - Itty is not good at pl... · 0 replies · +1 points
the fact he has pictures of your sex-machine is the best part of the story.
props to Loco's appearance. maybe a guest post in the future ?
15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - I want to be Kate Midd... · 0 replies · +1 points
so much win... so little time to soak it in. #TeamM2_for_the_MF'n_WIN !!
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15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - Can someone please dec... · 0 replies · +1 points
He likes her, and wants to get it on really bad... but in a nicer I'm-dying-in-desperation-for-your-attention-way not a one-night-stand way. Also they guy has a good weed dealer IMHO.
he had me at "electric breasts"....
15 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Today's Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ Big Government - California Liberals Re... · 0 replies · +7 points
It seems like the CAL legislators are walking thru the woods looking for where there are pockets of money they can step into, and then finding a way to get it.
Do what is best and improve what you actually HAVE, don't take more.
Putting taxes on the internet people that derive revenue from ads will also complicate life since the pursuit and prosecution of tax-evaders (knowing or unknowing) will add additional cost to the state balance sheet that will NOT be paid from the collected taxes.
15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - Dear boys in striped p... · 0 replies · +1 points
Regarding the Striped Polo Rant... meh, it has it's place, and probably is a little played out. Let us guys keep the striped details on the cuffs and collars. Personally the stripes I do have are like the raised texture pinstripes... but on a solid shirt.. golf-style. and never with some douchey 30 degrees off center hat with the brim that is board-flat. I would rather wear a Flavor-Flav neon clock flashing "Ass-hat on Patrol" from my neck with pink man-capris on.
I'll do my best to keep them just for golf or to Granny's birthday party if she gave it as a gift from Sears, because I gotta keep her smiling regardless of fashion. In return please firebomb the Uggs boots distribution warehouse closest to you.
15 years ago @ theCHIVE - A word from Jenny (16 ... · 0 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - Men are retarded. Men ... · 0 replies · +1 points
With a background in direct marketing, is there any OTHER option than to be a tool? He's ashamed of his name, clearly ashamed of his game, and writing whatever crap he can to get paid.
This guy would be demolished conversationally by any woman of substance, and it wouldn't matter if Ashton Kutcher was his wingman with a Ryan Phillipe lead-in handing off the conversation.... he's not walking away without a few scars and a number of beatings from the humble-stick. Go sit in the corner, it's quiet time.
what's really sad is that some very nice guys, who lack the social skills to express themselves properly or adequately relate and converse with women may read this and believe it's THE Answer.
15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - My cat gets more actio... · 0 replies · +1 points
Itty owned him from the sounds of it.
I picture this coming out of Itty's mouth: "Dude... whatever, I'm using you like a groupie-whore I picked up in the back of the tour-bus when were were rolling thru Topeka Kansas... you best RECOGNIZE who's in charge or I'll hand you over to Steven Adler and his dope-fiend friends from Sober House, or Antoine Dodson because he's badass"
cats have that look, and I know they think those thoughts. My sister's cat was like that, except she would fetch toys and that was at least fun, and she'd pick fights with the family golden retriever just for the workout. Calico's can be badass cats. recognize !!
15 years ago @ http://www.therealmand... - 103 things about me · 1 reply · +2 points
Quit trolling and go back to 4chan.
Or.... engage in a point/counterpoint and bring it because I think M2 can throwdown on her own blog as needed.
Hiding behind your screen to anonymously lob darts diminishes the validity of your statement and brings question to the motivation as well.
re: 103 & thee
Revealing, insightful, concise, introspective, honest... well done