Woyzeck's Comments

Listverse : 10 Questions To Make You Think

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 00:03:11 +0000

P.S. #1 is awful.

Listverse : 10 Questions To Make You Think

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 23:50:42 +0000

"The question: When will Humans Be Pushed into the Uncanny Valley?" The real question is, what is that sentence supposed to mean?

Listverse : 10 Hidden Chambers and Passageways

Mon, 6 Dec 2010 15:25:48 +0000

And do you really suppose those two things to be mutually exclusive? You're a twat, mate! -Actually, genuinely better at life than you.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:39:31 +0000

I've got an idea for your next list then, mate: "Top Ten Very Hungry Caterpillars". Seems more suited to your literary ability.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:51:07 +0000

"A lot" is two seperate words.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:49:53 +0000

Reported for bad language.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:49:36 +0000

But they can have a whale of a time trying, believe me.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:48:20 +0000

burro

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:58:38 +0000

Oh God, you're right; I'm a monster.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:47:57 +0000

I'm pissing myself laughing.

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:44:24 +0000

"Politics is made up of two words: 'poli-' which means 'many', and 'tics' which are small bloodsucking parasites."

Listverse : Top 10 Talking Donkeys

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:43:26 +0000

Sometimes when I say the word "FUCK" here, people remind me that children visit the site. My question: Which is worse for a child, reading the word "FUCK" or being told that a brilliant little novel is "boring" by some arsehole who's never read it? Regards, ~ Uncle Woyzeck.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:03:13 +0000

Hey, you should do a list of top ten, something.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 01:45:39 +0000

Ann Widdecombe can suck my arse, and she does.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 01:43:21 +0000

Obviously.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:32:20 +0000

It's a question asked by idiots.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:43:54 +0000

Such mighty civilisations. I doff my cap to you, sir.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:39:21 +0000

Woyzeck Woyzeck Woyzeck Woyzeck.

Listverse : Top 10 Unusual Islands

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:39:09 +0000

It's just Woyzeck being Woyzeck.

Listverse : Top 10 Popular Music Rip-Offs

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:38:21 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the sobbing of a man who cannot comprehend the notion that his childhood heroes (The Wolling Stones) are money-grabbing bastards. Quit whining. You're boring, Mike.