alaninthecastro

alaninthecastro

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +10 points

Ayn Rand, alas, took both Medicare and Social Security.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +3 points

Jeez, it's like the next day now and I had to come back and take another look, because I still can't believe that, even in Texas, they actually elected this guy.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +23 points

Word to every 18-year-old in America: The Republican Party thinks you're so dumb, you don't even know what a business is.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +46 points

Sure, and then next thing, they'll cut funding for rocks.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh No, Zombie ACORN Co... · 0 replies · +4 points

"If only there was a way to connect it to Benghazi..." Silly wabbit. Valerie Jarrett masterminded both.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +12 points

Ditto Al Gore

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 1 reply · +34 points

I would grant Kirk his coffins, which in a typical year would amount to, say, zero, if we could also put eight thousand or so coffins outside each Republican politico's door for refusing Medicaid expansion

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Time To Lawyer Up, Tex... · 0 replies · +3 points

Go back to being a rib, laydeez.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Time To Lawyer Up, Tex... · 1 reply · +5 points

Kind of a slippery slope here -- next thing you know, every sperm will demand his own lawyer.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Time To Lawyer Up, Tex... · 0 replies · +5 points

The real tragedy is that we still deny fetuses their constitutional right to bear arms. Not for much longer, I'm betting!