zappadoo76

zappadoo76

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8 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Al Gore Fires Keith Ol... · 0 replies · +10 points

He sleeps with the Rushes.

10 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama Re-Reminds Natio... · 0 replies · +4 points

Repeat after me:

Obama killed Osama.
Obama killed Osama.
Obama killed Osama.
Obamakamasama--uh...
Obamamamaramasama....

Can't do it.

11 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tucker Carlson’s ‘... · 6 replies · +44 points

As the heir to the Swanson Frozen Teevee Dinner fortune, I'll bet Tucker doesn't drive a car, either. He has servants for that.

11 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Human Soba Noodle Rich... · 4 replies · +12 points

"... a left-wing, socialist, Muslim president like Barack Hussein Obama...."

That's Wonkette-speak.

Okay, which one of you is Richard Cohen?

13 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Join 'Michigan Mitt' R... · 1 reply · +9 points

That's some great left-wing redneck-style populism. I was a little disappointed to learn that McMurtry's dad is famous novelist Larry McMurtry and his mom was an English professor. Not really redneck Ursprung. But maybe they'll listen.

13 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Sings 'Sw... · 6 replies · +43 points

Obama is indisputably the "coolest" President ever. On the down side, he is instituting a police state, subsidizing capitalist hegemony and aggressively pushing US imperialism. But then, nobody's perfect.

14 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Is Too Si... · 10 replies · +29 points

There is no such thing as stomach flu. It's always food poisoning. Scott should get himself a taster. Who could we nominate for that job?

15 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Fetes Th... · 4 replies · +24 points

Rick's Hanukkah card isn't aimed at Jews. It's aimed at evangelical Christians.

15 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mean Old Florida Senat... · 2 replies · +24 points

No muffins? Does that include bran muffins? Thousands of food stamp children will thank you for this, Sen. Ronda.

BTW, does that outfit you're wearing have something to do with yodeling?

15 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gross Close-Ups of Mit... · 0 replies · +2 points

This guy, the scary one in the pictures, also wears magic underwear.