It's not a fake Rolex, it's a genuine Bolex!

It wasn't that she was wrong, it was that she used it as an example of how she had foreign policy experience. Being able to see a country is not relevant, the absurdity of her thinking it is a good answer is what makes it funny.

In Paris, they have guys on motorbikes equipped with these types of things. They are employed by the government because Parisians consider themselves above scooping up the pet poop and the mess was getting too much.

Go tell it to the mountain.

Sad news. Like a pinch on the neck from Mr Spock. Condolences to his friends and family.

My wife was listening to this on tv and said "They are picking up WHAT by the river?!"
Me: "oars"
"Oh, I thought she said something else that begins with w"

Android had voice recognition long before Siri. Just long press on the search button and it listens to your commands. It doesn't talk back in a sassy voice though.

You can get some temporary minor flu symptoms because your body reacts to the flu vaccine in the same way it does to the live virus, but you can't get the flu itself from the vaccine. The vaccine only covers the top few flu strains expected that year, there are always a few out there that you don't have protect against.

This is life/death science, I can't believe that so many people are so misinformed about these things.

The vaccine cannot cause pertussis, however the vaccine is only 85% effective so the vaccinated child must have been one of the 15%.

So his campaign consisted of spending vast amounts of money he didn't have, ending up huge debt and getting someone else to pay for it. Sounds like a perfect presidential candidate.