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13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - this week sponsored by bp · 0 replies · +14 points

In the Chainsawsuit Book that this is featured, I expect at least five news articles explaining the Oil Spill situation so that my grandkids who read my Chainsawsuit Books will understand the joke. I'll be too busy soiling my pants to explain it.

Please, its for the kids.

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - every day it's the sam... · 0 replies · +14 points

with two cops its probably 200 times

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - rofling all the way to... · 0 replies · +3 points

battletoads?

13 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - keeping fit · 1 reply · +10 points

Too good to be a bubble person I see.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - part of this balanced ... · 0 replies · +1 points

speaking of scouts honor, I used to work at a Boy Scout camp, and helped out in the dining hall on occasion because the camp cook made three AM wake up times fun. Anyways, I'm sure restaurants use a larger gross amount of the pre-mixed egg juice, but nothing beats serving enough eggs for eight hundred ravenously hungry scouts at the same time. Same goes for pancakes.

SO MUCH SCRAMBLING! SO MUCH FLIPPING!

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the ultimate business ... · 0 replies · +4 points

but only if the quarterly plant sizes will increase as evidenced by this great chart charlene put together down in accounting.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - another intervention · 0 replies · 0 points

There is literally a pizza place in Yellow Springs, OH that used to put pot in their crust. Their logo still has a very relaxed looking chef smoking a joint. Look up HaHa's pizza.

14 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - merry chris · 1 reply · +6 points

No Two Cops?

What, am I supposed to enjoy my Christmas only once now? I'm going to two different houses this year to celebrate. How am I supposed to enjoy my Christmas the second time without the cheer from two cops, I'll have already used it all up on the first day.

14 years ago @ webcomics @ chainsawsu... - webcomics @ chainsawsu... · 1 reply · +2 points

You know, there's some sound supermutant logic in here. The best way to starve the supermutants of their food?

Hypersleep! (as long as the cryo-tubes are solid)

And before you ask me "Well Toby, how do you know they feed on human flesh or brains" I'll answer your query. But to answer it, I must ask you to provide me with the answer to my own postulation "What's more delicious than sweet, sweet, human brains?" The answer my dear friends?

NOTHING!
Of course they are brain eating superspacemutants. Starve em' out. Just don't hypersleep too long you get a superspacesleepheadache.

Unless of course you are a space-bitch and like to get eaten by supermutants while trying to figure out why they are supermutants in the first place.

14 years ago @ webcomics @ chainsawsu... - webcomics @ chainsawsu... · 0 replies · +1 points

he probably took a page out of Stephen Colbert's book. Or more accurately a front cover.

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