smokeybandit05

smokeybandit05

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15 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Cuban asks Obama, Goog... · 0 replies · +5 points

Cuba can have free internet once Obama gives Americans free internet

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Wash. man electrocuted... · 1 reply · 0 points

"Gee, I just crashed into a utility pole and knocked it down. I think I'll go piss in the general vicinity of said downed pole"

Brilliant.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Aussie surfers, swimme... · 0 replies · +2 points

It's some sort of vegetarian salami with soy or something

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Dubai closes top deck ... · 0 replies · +4 points

They didn't expect it to be a popular venue? Not enough electric?

What'll they find next...they didn't expect people to flush toilets, so there's not enough water? Didn't expect people to want privacy, so there's not enough doors?

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - US swine flu epidemic ... · 1 reply · +5 points

Doesn't something have to begin before one can declare it "over"?

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - 3 Americans now held i... · 5 replies · +3 points

Any American who decides hiking in Iran is a wise idea, deserves their fate.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Fla. woman fights ruli... · 0 replies · 0 points

I say smoke all you want.

Just if you do, doctors/hospitals can refuse treatment of you and you lose all legal right to sue because of it.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Alleged US airline bom... · 0 replies · +3 points

I never really thought of it like this. You're absolutely right.

Only in America is it un-American to be American.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - New restrictions to ad... · 0 replies · +2 points

Heaven forbid they actually enforce the laws and regulations already on the books.

Instead little old ladies are going to have to stand in line at the airport toxicologist to make sure their syringes aren't actually bombs.

Meanwhile, the terrorists will still reign free because it's not politically correct to profile terrorists.

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Man arrested in new di... · 0 replies · +11 points

Remember, we're in a society now that'd rather kill someone than offend someone.

Had they searched this guy in the airport, someone would have cried foul.