I've maintained for a long time that he would not finish his first term and would walk away for some strange reason. Perhaps he'll come up with a "medical" reason; it's obvious even to Hollywood liberals I know that not only is he broadly incompetent, he's nasty about it, too. Nice piece.

Gary, if you check this, the "help out" link at the bottom isn't working. I'll check another link in the article. Wish I could be there with you; you're a great man.

I look at it this way. Some people have no life except arguing on the Web, and other people (like Ben) have amazing accomplishments (in his case, at a very young age). And of course anyone reading the thread knows who he is, and who I am, but you, typical ignoramus screaming and grappling and crying for attention, post anonymously and cowardly behind your modem. Or is it Web TV? Yawn...

That's very funny, jay. Nice of you to take time out of your busy day as a psychologist to examine Ben. I happen to know, however, that he currently has a deal with a Hollywood legend that is better than anything you'll achieve in your entire life. Have a nice day.

Pretty funny. Kudos to a heroin addict who bought Aleister "The Beast" Crowley's house and wrote "Stairway to Heaven" about the souls supposedly trapped in the big tree out back, here on a Hollywood conservative site.

That's a good point. Michael Jordan has chased as much skirt as Charlie. I mean, lifted as much skirt. They're both skanky.

That's very funny. Sean Penn has a concealed carry permit for a gun. He's a buddy of Charlie, been on the show I think more than once.

The Tiger thing is much different because he went to great pains and spent a lot of money - trained by his daddy - to cover up his real character. Charlie's never really given a damn, which isn't laudable but he's always been more honest.

I'm writing my own stuff, Cranky. Check me on Facebook some time. Had three books come out this year. I don't fault Martin too much except for his lack of criticial thinking skills as in being too lenient. He would make his kids go work the homeless lines feeding people lunches at downtown shelters. He and those kids and Janet were homeless once in New York City, can you imagine? There's a lot I like about all of them, but Charlie has now gone out to lunch and puked in the kitchen. Too bad, that's what Democrat true believing gets you.

For a long time, I was the only person out there with a book about the Sheens. There was a lot I couldn't put in that book for a young audience. At one point, both Charlie and Emilio had the mothers of their children living at Martin and Janet's house with the kids while Charlie and Emilio played the town. When Court (now Tru) TV did a special on Charlie they interviewed me and asked about the Heidi Fleiss business. I said, well, at least Charlie owned up to spending $35,000 - I don't think any of the other stars or Hollywood execs in town did.

What you have to understand about Charlie (and this excuses nothing) is that he is at heart a JOCK. He is a failed baseball player - that's what he really wanted to do and it crushed him he wasn't good enough. He thinks like an ath-a-lete and behaves the same way. Watch how he walks some time - it's a baseball strut. He thinks as long as he plays the good-at-heart bad boy and entertains people, he can kind of get away with anything.

I don't think it will work this time. He's kind of at the "we're sick of this" mode in the public mind. Which is too bad for Chuck Lorre and Jon Cryer (a conservative) and the others - they really do have the most entertaining show on television.

Might be time to hand up the cleats, Charles.