The census was created and is supposed to be used to count people for representative purposes ONLY! If they (the government) want any other information such as race, age, names, disabilities, etc., then it should be OPTIONAL. The census form as a whole should not come with the disclaimer of 'Under punishment of law...' except for only the number of people in the household. If they want to ask what ethnicity the occupants are, they can ask, but answering should be optional. In Gone With the Wind, one of the servants had a great line...."Askin' aint gettin'!"

Funniest thing I've read in a while! Thanks. And DANGIT, I don't have enough alcohol on hand to play that game, let alone WIN!

In my experience, its the ones that get the most mad when caught that are the most guilty.