This would be satire, except murder is already not referred to as murder, by the same people and against the same people that torture is not called torture, and in many other cases as well, the Wars being the most obvious. The 100 or more detainees who have been murdered while being tortured are typically said to have died accidentally, or such, but not murdered, not by most government or media figures.

The other issue I have with this article is that I think the dialogues on the torture issue are already so absurd and sickening that satire, even with murder as the theme, really doesn't illuminate the hypocrisy and propaganda at work in the pro-torture regime and its sycophants, because the viciousness and lack of logic really can't be exaggerated.