Aw man . . . . I like Ellen Page! She's cute as a bug!

Why would she want to hurt my feelings like that?

Let me see . . . . substitute "Ellen Page" with the names of any of a number of actresses towards whom I reflexively feel good will, only to have them dump on my worldview. I should be immune by now.

These folks really, really don't like most of their ticket buyers do they? I wonder how long that will last?

I too was intrigued by the movie's premise. Now I'll pass.