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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Jen Rubin Wants You To... · 0 replies · +2 points

Ah marriage, the best three months of my life.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 1 reply · +18 points

There was once a gov named palin
whose words kept a failin
she would say this
she would say that
until no one know her head from her twat

...apologies to all limerickers

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Stupidest Men On The I... · 0 replies · +7 points

Oh for cripes sake here we go again...it seems it was just yesterday all the idiot conservatives were freaking out about AIDs. EBOLA, OMG, PANIC, BE SCARED, BE VERY, VERY SCARED.

You know if one didn't have a conscience, lots of dollars could be scored selling cures for and prophylactics to protect against Ebola!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - National Review Writer... · 1 reply · +12 points

Hey these clowns should start a new movement: "Don't believe in abortion, adopt a fetus today! That's right while the radical liberals have been pushing free sex and abortion this and that us conservative have developed the bast technology for removing the fetus and allowing you to adopt it and take it home. Now for a limited time at a cost of $35,000...twins extra."

Yeah right.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Fight For Sac... · 1 reply · +12 points

“There is no such thing as a gay person”

That is an odd statement, a strange statement indeed. It would mean that my 40 year old gay daughter is just my imagination and so is her wife of ten years as well their four year old son...my only grandson.. If my gay daughter is just a figment of my imagination then so must be her younger sister and their mother, my first wife, but, but, then Descartes must be wrong; I think therefore I am not.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - You Will Never Believe... · 0 replies · +10 points

Fuck a duck Chuck...he looks like if you pulled his ears, his head would pop open and out comes jesus with the confederate flag in hand leading the 12 disciples while "I wish I was in Dixie" plays in the background.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mean O.C. Principal Ki... · 0 replies · +1 points

No, she turned out to be a lot of bull!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Edward Snowden Gives P... · 0 replies · +9 points

Oh I believe this completely, except, well the DNA didn't belong to Obama. It was Obama's look alike stand in.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Fox & Friends' Points... · 0 replies · +24 points

Shit, just eat your eggs and ham already and stfu.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Malkin Sees T... · 0 replies · +10 points

Oh I get it now. The Democrats will help the Republicans to impeach the President and then once he is exonerated, well jesus, just look at what happen to Bill Clinton after his impeachment. So 11 dimensional whatevers and viola, the Dems move on the capture the House and Senate and Obama's popularity soars to such an extent he makes himself King. Those dirty rascal Dems.

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